On The Eleventh Day Of Reagan’s Birthday…

By Mitch Berg

…my true love gave to me:

Eleven deranged liberals, ten panicked Kremlins, nine hot economies, eight imprisoned Cubans, seven Pershing missiles, six tired chimpanzees,

Five torn-down Berlin walls!

Four epic tax cuts, three cheesed-off commies, two times for choosing, and a shining city on a hill!

2 Responses to “On The Eleventh Day Of Reagan’s Birthday…”

  1. penigma Says:

    And a deficit the size of montannnnaaa..:).

    As I said, I acknowledge his positive impact on the nation’s psyche, and even give him some small credit for forcing a charade of an empire (USSR) to fall – but I’m ready at this point to declare him the Mesiah.

  2. Jeff Kouba Says:

    deranged liberals, panicked Kremlins, Pershing missiles, cheesed-off commies…

    these all strike me as very dangerous things. I might question if my true love was trying to bump me off for the insurance money.

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