Note To Bun And Zam

By Mitch Berg

Noooo, nooooo – of course our vacation plans in Omaha have nothing to do with this story.

 Frustrated parents are dumping their teenagers at Nebraska hospitals — even crossing state lines to do it — and the state Legislature has scheduled a special hearing to try to stem the tide…Nebraska’s “safe haven” law, intended to allow parents to anonymously hand over an infant to a hospital without being prosecuted, isn’t working out as planned.

Of the 17 children relinquished since the law took effect in July, only four are younger than 10…On Tuesday, a 14-year-old girl from Council Bluffs, Iowa, was abandoned at Creighton University Medical Center in Omaha, Nebraska, just across the Missouri River from Council Bluffs…”The few situations we’ve seen so far demonstrate the need for a change in Nebraska’s safe haven law,” Gov. Dave Heineman said in a statement Monday. “In the coming legislative session, I will advocate for changes that put the focus back on protecting an infant in danger. That should be our priority.”

All 50 states have safe haven laws, but only Nebraska’s lacks an age limit.

 No, leave your IPod in Saint Paul.  Really.

(Via Ed)

(Of course I’m just kidding)

6 Responses to “Note To Bun And Zam”

  1. flash Says:

    “(Of course I’m just kidding) ”

    But oooo so tempting, especially after my weekend *grin*

    Flash

  2. Night Writer Says:

    Coming up next: legalizing abortion up to the 120th month, post-partum.

  3. nerdbert Says:

    No, they’re usually still sane at the 120th month. The desire for the infanticide usually recurs around the 144th month, increases until the 192nd month, and doesn’t abate until after the 228th month.

  4. Mitch Berg Says:

    What Nerd said. For me, months 48 through about 132 were just fine. Before 48, they’re too cute to hold it against ’em (God’s plan at work!).

    But that slide from 132-156 – uuuuggggggh.

  5. Night Writer Says:

    We’re up to months 241 and 176 and I wouldn’t change a thing! (Other than, perhaps, to get them to post more often.)

  6. Mitch Berg Says:

    But oooo so tempting, especially after my weekend *grin*

    Heh.

    Now I know why the garage is still open.

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