An Experiment

By Mitch Berg

If I were to write an article saying that Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, Kendra Wilson and Mumford and Sons had been photographed passing around a bottle of Cialis on the Vikings Sex Cruise with Bret Favre and Miley Cyrus, how many hits would it get me?

UPDATE: Mr. D. very correctly points out that I neglected to add a reference to Charlie Sheen’s porn star party.

I regret the oversight.

5 Responses to “An Experiment”

  1. Mr. D Says:

    Work in a Sheen reference and you’re golden.

  2. Kermit Says:

    Will there be jpegs?

  3. Bill C Says:

    I await a post detailing the results of this experiment with baited breath.

  4. thorleywinston Says:

    I only recognize about half of those names. I feel kind of bad for the ex-Disney child stars on your list but then I remember that most of them do seem to turn out pretty well.

  5. bubbasan Says:

    What? No mention of Hugh Hewitt?

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