If I were to write an article saying that Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, Kendra Wilson and Mumford and Sons had been photographed passing around a bottle of Cialis on the Vikings Sex Cruise with Bret Favre and Miley Cyrus, how many hits would it get me?
UPDATE: Mr. D. very correctly points out that I neglected to add a reference to Charlie Sheen’s porn star party.
I regret the oversight.
Work in a Sheen reference and you’re golden.
Will there be jpegs?
I await a post detailing the results of this experiment with baited breath.
I only recognize about half of those names. I feel kind of bad for the ex-Disney child stars on your list but then I remember that most of them do seem to turn out pretty well.
What? No mention of Hugh Hewitt?