Forecast

By Mitch Berg

10 day forecast for the Twin Cites calling for a cold, rainy day on November 2.

Democrats:  Mother Gaia is shedding tears over the pollution you would put into her sky by driving to the polls.  Stay home and watch your Dave Matthews CDs and meditate.

Real Americans who are sick of being taxed to death:  Rain?  Pfft.  Get out and vote.

4 Responses to “Forecast”

  1. Ben Says:

    In all seriousness doesn’t bad weather usually hurt the less enthusiatic party? All I know is that even if a blizzard came through I would WALK to the polls to cast my vote.

  2. Kermit Says:

    Yes Ben. The seniors and the youth vote are usually smaller when the weather is inclement.

  3. Mr. D Says:

    It would take molten lava to stop me from voting this time. That might not even do it.

  4. DiscordianStooj Says:

    What, not telling D’s to vote on Wednesday? What happened to going with the classics?

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