What Do USA, Fox News, TBS, TNT, The History Channel…

By Mitch Berg

…Nick at Night, ESPN, The Family Channel, A and E, FX, Home and Garden, Lifetime, the Cartoon Network, Tru TV, the Food Channel, American Movie Classics, Discovery, the SciFi Network, The Learning Channel, Spike TV for Men, Comedy Central, Bravo, MTV, Hallmark and TVLand have in common?

All of them are beating MSNBC in the Cable network ratings.

Who’da thunk that America would prefer Burn Notice reruns, Hannity, Reba and King of Queens reruns, World War II in ND, Dick van Dyke, jai-alai matches, Everwood and Sopranos reruns, Rescue Me, Rebecca Kolls, sobby chick-drams, Adult Swim, Conspiracy Theory, Anthony Bourdain, Mad Men, Dirty Jobs, Battlestar Galactica reruns, What Not To Wear, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Reno 911, America’s Next Top Model and The OC to watching Rachel Maddow’s babble?

3 Responses to “What Do USA, Fox News, TBS, TNT, The History Channel…”

  1. Master of None Says:

    “Rescue Me,” — best show on TV. Period.

  2. Kermit Says:

    I tried watching Maddow once and got stuck on watching her mouth. It’s very crooked, and I kept thinking about outward physical manifestations of the spirit.

  3. Night Writer Says:

    This is hardly shocking. SpongeBob SquarePants has more gravitas than Keith Olbermann, and SB’s giggle is only slightly more annoying than that of Chris Matthews.

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