This Is News?

By Mitch Berg

A celeb-watch site notes:

Paris Hilton has not eaten or slept since arriving at ..a Los Angeles jail and is being given psychotropic drugs…

In other words, life in jail is pretty much like life outside.

My first and last Paris Hilton coverage.

I almost promise.

One Response to “This Is News?”

  1. Bill C Says:

    The “unauthorized” movie of her nocturnal recreational activites has one of the best adult-oriented titles I’ve ever heard.

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