Soooo Close…
By Mitch Berg
The man who was, for three terms, the worst president of my lifetime:
“Every single way but on paper”.
“Look, Ms. Banker – my credit rating is 740- in every way but on paper. Where, yes, it says 515”.
“Why yes, I hold several records in sports from high school and college. Not on paper, of course”.
“Anna Kendrick and I are a thing. Just not on paper”.
“Officer, I’m a legitimate driver in every way but on plastic. And my car is insured and registered in everry way but on paper.”
June 17th, 2025 at 8:31 am
It’s worse than that. People born in America are only citizens because of an accident of geography. Why should it matter that you’re born on the wrong side of the imaginary line? Why should we force pregnant Mexican women to make a dangerous trek just so their babies can be born in Los Estados Unidos (which was owned by Mexico in the past and should be again)? Why should the people in possession of the land get to decide who lives on the land?
Why are we bound by some idiot treaty signed almost 400 years ago in some forgotten European province that doesn’t even exist as separate entity anymore? Whoever heard of Westphalia anyway?
June 17th, 2025 at 9:59 am
Ha! Apparently, he forgot that Bill Clinton reformed immigration policy to remove illegal invaders, with no due process.
He also deported 3.7 million illegal invaders, when less than 30% were even allowed a lawyer. His rapid removal, had some of the same radical judges that are blocking Trump’s actions, banging their gavels on removal orders every 30 seconds. Funny, although he had some criticism, there were only ten lawsuits from the usual lefty “rights” crowd.
June 17th, 2025 at 11:31 am
Bigman– Why not go even farther, be more radical and transgressive!!!! I say let the world vote in our elections. After all, with the US’s huge footprint all over the world, with our being the world’s policemen and forcing nations to do our bidding, I believe citizens of the world should have a say in our government. Don’t they have a right!!! Who cares if they are not physically in the US. Let Nigerians, Russians, Swiss, Afghanis– hell everybody in the world vote for our president. It’s the right thing to do.
June 17th, 2025 at 12:04 pm
Obama, “I signed DACA!” Pay no attention to it’s illegality and unconstitutionality that SCOTUS only allowed to continue because Republicans didn’t get a nationwide injunction before thousands of illegal aliens became reliant on it.
Also, pay no attention to those kids in cages or the thousands of corpses of dead migrants that exist between the southern United States and South America that were logical and tragic result of The Light Bringer’s Empathy™️.
June 17th, 2025 at 3:33 pm
I am an undocumented US Navy SEAL. 🔱