Almost Like They Never Left. Or Started. Or Did Much Of Anything Useful.
By Mitch Berg
Hey, look! Governor Walz is back to playing governor!
Well, hey, look who showed up! The guy who’s been governor for six years!
The guy who squandered an $18 billion surplus.
The governor under whom our water is dirtier and more expensive, our infrastructure is more aged, public is less safe and housing is less affordable (except for the occasional market valuation crash, which goes back to the “less safe” thing) than it was in 2017.
What did national voters know that Minnesota voters don’t?
But hey – at least the Governor is getting back to something akin to his actual job. My “representative”, Samakab Hussein [1], tweeted yesterday:
Uh, that’d be former co-chair Pinto.
Unless we’re making up new titles for each other now. If that’s the case, I’ll take “First Sea Lord” and maybe “Anna Kendrick’s boyfriend”.
Deal?
And, uh, “work”? He did a zoomer with another DFL that’s playing hooky. Even if they talked the business of their fictional committee.
[1] Say what you will, Hussein is a better rep than his predecessor, Rena Moran. It’s a low bar indeed, but never let it be said I won’t tell the truth.





January 24th, 2025 at 8:56 am
Hey! look at them nice clean working-guy duds Wally is sporting. Almost like he stopped off at the local Tractor Supply to buy a working-guy disguise before heading out to the press conference.