CRISIS! CRISIS! RED ALERT!
By Mitch Berg
Elon Musk – a socially awkward guy, most likely out on the spectrum somewhere – gesticulated that he’s “throwing his heart out to the audience”…
…in a way that no lefty troll can possibly resist.

Er…I’m sure that’s just an isolated…

Huh. Well, they’re kind of old and in the way…

Ooof. Well, that’s just pouncing on a political bete noir…

Oh, my.





January 23rd, 2025 at 9:44 am
What was that about throwing stones in glass houses? Projecting?
January 23rd, 2025 at 10:02 am
Elon Musk was very ill-advised to do this kind of salute
Ill-advised. You mean, like he practiced it beforehand and had someone check and approve it? FFS, can we get better commentary in the mainstream?
January 23rd, 2025 at 10:03 am
Oh, yeah, don’t ever forget that it’s different when DemoCommies do it.
January 23rd, 2025 at 10:12 am
A new law? Something like “There is no faster way to beclown yourself than to call someone a Nazi for waving.”
January 23rd, 2025 at 10:13 am
No, no, no! You’re all missing the point. Elon’s gesture is just like theirs which means he’s ON THEIR SIDE. He’s a Undercover Secret Agent sent to infiltrate the Trump administration to sabotage it from within. Trump must purge him immediately.
At least, that’s what the True Believers on the right fringe tell me. I suppose it’s technically possible they could be mistaken, but come on, same gesture as HER?? How much more proof do you need?
January 23rd, 2025 at 10:45 am
^ I see you’ve been on gab, Mr Jones.
January 23rd, 2025 at 11:25 am
Lol…fools never learn.
You’re not gonna win this argument with nitwit leftists, so don’t play their game.
Yeah sure dipshits, it’s a Big Ass Heil Hitler Salute. He learned it during his recent trip to have a private tour of Auschwitz with a bunch of Jews. They were all heiling.
Seethe and cope assholes.
January 23rd, 2025 at 5:51 pm
I can’t speak for “Tay-Tay”, but I’m pretty sure that the “Dancing Queen”, the “word salad chef”, Hilliary, Barack, “Fauxcohantas”, and “Tide Pod Barbie” do indeed harbor anti-semitic sentiments….though we would infer that more from their public statements than from their arm gestures.
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January 25th, 2025 at 7:36 am
Tay Tay is flat as a pancake. lol