Staged!
By Mitch Berg
SCENE: Mitch BERG is walking to a GOP fundraiser in one of the Twin Cities. He walks around a corner and almost slams into a distracted Avery LIBRELLE.
BERG: Er, excuse me…oh, hi, Aver…
LIBRELLE: Shut up Merg. Drumpf did a completely fake staged appearance at that McDonalds!
BERG: Huh. A politician doing a staged, fake appearance for purely political reasons?
LIBRELLE: Yes and…hey, the world is going cloudy. What’s up?
BERG: It’s called a flashback.
LIBRELLE: Ooooh….Weird.
LIBRELLE: It’s making me dizzy.
BERG: Uh, I don’t think that’s what’s doing it. Anyway, just a couple more.
BERG: So you were saying…
(But LIBRELLLE appears to have passed out).
BERG: Huh.
And SCENE.
October 23rd, 2024 at 2:22 pm
I’m old enough to remember when Kamala Harris staged a meet & greet at Primati Brothers in Pittsburgh last month. The place was filled with hand-picked supporters that they called “diners.”
Then JD Vance was refused service soon after.
If it weren’t for double standards, then liberals wouldn’t have any!