A Conundrum
By Mitch Berg
I got this message the other day – presumably from the people who are frantically labeling “weird”:
“White Dudes for Harris”.
I’m honestly torn. Should I try to troll the “meeting”? Probably won’t work – there are six digits of “attendees” in these zoom meetings.
Or perhaps ignore completely? Well, I’ve clearly not done that.
I guess that just leaves mockery.
July 30th, 2024 at 6:23 am
My invitations reads “Lizards for Harris”.
Are they suggesting that I am a lizard or inviting me to become one??
July 30th, 2024 at 6:56 am
Ha! The party of DEI is separating into groups of separate, specific to race and gender. Brilliant!
July 30th, 2024 at 9:06 am
If we’re getting tribal about politics, I might be willing to vote for the Jamaican Indian, but not if she picks Mike Kelly as her VP.
To quote Blazing Saddles: We’ll take the niggers and the chinks but we don’t want the Irish.
July 30th, 2024 at 10:25 am
I received that txt as well. I replied STOP and never received a response indicating I’d been removed from the list.
Greg: It’s all about inclusivity. They don’t want to miss any interspecies possibilities.
July 30th, 2024 at 10:45 am
My personal favorite is that the white ladies for Harris are called Karen’s for Kamala.
July 30th, 2024 at 11:45 am
My favorite thing about the Harris campaign is that they’re segregating their volunteers by race. Who would have thought that the first African-American female to top the ticket for a major party would be FOR Jim Crow? But I guess….she’s a Democrat, so it makes sense, somehow.
July 30th, 2024 at 3:30 pm
White dudes for Harris: I’d eff her, but I wouldn’t vote for her.