A Public Service Announcement From Avery Librelle
By Avery Librelle
Hello. This is Avery Librelle.
Conservatives are seizing and pouncing on this story:
Some of you retrograde wingnuts have claimed that this vindicates Republican Christofascist Scott Jensen’s claims during the 2022 gubernatorial compaign.
Let me be perfectly clear: If there isn’t a litter pan, meaning a literal pan full of litter – physicallyl in a classroom, that means every jot and tittle of the story is completely false.
I repeat: completely false.
Now I’m off to confiscate parodies of “In This House” lawn signs.
In Gaia’s name,
Avery
April 24th, 2024 at 7:48 am
I’m gonna wait on this… Nebo school district is not small (42k kids), but it’s a single instance (isn’t it?).
April 24th, 2024 at 8:29 am
Even if it’s just an isolated incident, this is a great opportunity to take teachers and administrators who are involved aside and say “you are supposed to be the adults in the room, quite literally, and you are not doing the kids any favors by allowing them to play puppies and kittens. There are public health reasons that you do not allow kids to bite and assault one another.”
April 24th, 2024 at 8:37 am
Mitch! You took my suggestion to heart and are now including additional voices in your blog. I have to say i didn’t expect Avery’s voice.
April 24th, 2024 at 9:26 am
Nobody wore a full furry costume, nobody got scratched or bitten, it’s just a few kids dressing up and acting out to have fun. The complainers are a bunch of wet blankets who don’t like people being different. Besides, they started it by calling names and throwing food in the lunchroom. Bullying must stop. Everybody should learn to get along.
How do I know? The school administration said so.
April 24th, 2024 at 12:08 pm
If they’re going to act like animals, let’s start playing their game: If they get too close, can spray them with a water bottle? If they misbehave, can we take a rolled up magazine and swat their bottom?