One Day At The MNDFL Communications Office
By Mitch Berg
SCENE: In a drab back room at MNDFL headquarters on Plato Boulevard, two DFL communications staffers, Evan BRYANT (Macalester 2021) and Moonbeam BIRKENSTOCK (St. Thomas 2018) are pecking away at their iPhones, poring over their social media plan for the week.
BIRKENSTOCK: Chairman Martin says people are starting to get tired of crime?
BRYANT: Where?
BIRKENSTOCK: Oh, rednecks in Fridley and Bemidji, mostly.
BRYANT: Yuck.
BIRKENSTOCK. I know, right? But their votes still count…
BRYANT: For now
BIRKENSTOCK: LOL, right? Anyway, we need to put out something that shows the administration and the Attorney General are engaged on crime.
BRYANT: Let’s do this:
BIRKENSTOCK: Oh, that’s good.
BRYANT: But someone just left a comment.
BIRKENSTOCK: (Reading a reply on Twitter). “So how about rampant violent and property crime, and half a billion in fraud committed by DFL constituents and contributors?”
BRYANT: Hmmm – tough one.
BIRKENSTOCK: I got it. Tweet out this photo of Lt. Governor Flanagan feeding Ellison and Governor Walz corn dogs at the State Fair!
BRYANT: I’ll caption it “#OneMinnesota”.
BIRKENSTOCK: Brilliant.
BRYANT: And on message!
And SCENE
October 23rd, 2023 at 11:15 am
Worthwhile to remember that Ellison did not get elected in 2018 or re-elected in 2022 by promising to get tough on street crime or to restore order to the streets of the Twin Cities.
The voters of Minnesota, especially the Twin Cities, wanted this.
October 23rd, 2023 at 11:22 am
It seems to me that when racists in Fridley or Bemidji bring up the rampant violent and property crime (in the metro area) that the usual response from BRYANT and BIRKENSTOCK is just to deny it exists.
I’ve seen lots of instances. I don’t follow it (or anything) on X anymore, but there were often comments on MplsCrimeWatch to the effect that B & B go out all the time and nothing’s happened to them. What’s your problem, racists? Didn’t that gay pedophile in Philly who was murdered recently write something very similar – just before he was murdered.
Or, even if there is violent and property crime, it’s because of racism.
October 23rd, 2023 at 11:30 am
And right from the DFL comms team to the Star Tribune who are happy to wave their hands and shout “squirrel”.
October 23rd, 2023 at 11:58 am
Since Steve Grove took over the strib, there is no day daylight between it and the DFL.
October 23rd, 2023 at 12:37 pm
Y’all point and laugh at the retards….but they’re running the show today, and will run the show tomorrow.
There will come a day when y’all look back at the bufoonery being proffered today and say “remember the mid 20’s? Was so much better then”
It’s like the boomer Patriot’s™ I see on social media now condemning the radical “trans” pedos while simultaneously supporting the “mainstream” pedo faggots.
October 23rd, 2023 at 12:37 pm
Y’all point and laugh at the retards….but they’re running the show today, and will run the show tomorrow.
There will come a day when y’all look back at the bufoonery being proffered today and say “remember the mid 20’s? Was so much better then”
It’s like the boomer Patriot’s™ I see on social media now condemning the radical “trans” pedos while simultaneously supporting the “mainstream” pedo f@ggots.
October 23rd, 2023 at 12:37 pm
Y’all point and laugh at the ret@rds….but they’re running the show today, and will run the show tomorrow.
There will come a day when y’all look back at the bufoonery being proffered today and say “remember the mid 20’s? Was so much better then”
It’s like the boomer Patriot’s™ I see on social media now condemning the radical “trans” pedos while simultaneously supporting the “mainstream” pedo faggots.
October 23rd, 2023 at 1:09 pm
I tried to imagine the “illegal fees” Ellison mentioned. Damage deposits? Pay rent a month in advance? Pay rent at all? Wish he’d get more specific.
October 23rd, 2023 at 2:57 pm
Illegal fees are utility recovery fees–I’m guessing that if you announce them properly, you have allowed renters out of their lease if they object.
I’m reminded of why, when I was a landlord for a year or two, I wrote into the contract “renter pays utilities.” My logic then was “I don’t want to be paying when the renter turns the heat up to 80 and the AC down to 60”, but I guess I needed to watch out for the state working to jack up utility prices and then removing the ability to recover the costs….
And it was interesting what I saw when I completed reading the article–another article about an accessory to murder escaping jail time. Um, what? There are some things I can bend on, but…that?
October 23rd, 2023 at 5:54 pm
Pedo Joe’s handlers and neo-con congressional Patriots™️ could use the help of a few witless buffoons like BRYANT AND BIRKENSTOCK to help gaslight Weimerica’s tanking statute in the eyes of the world.
Claiming Russians are barbarians for killing civilians, while arming and funding Israel’s slaughter in Gaza (and now Lebanon and the West bank is having a devastating effect on our foreign policy, and it’s not helping the Jews status as permanent victims either.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/23/us/ukraine-gaza-global-south-hypocrisy.html
October 23rd, 2023 at 6:23 pm
According to the NYTimes, Israel has kill 4,300 Palestinians since Oct 7th. The overwhelming majority of which have been civilians.
What say you, Patriots™️? What number will satisfy the blood lust of Weimerica and it’s Greatest Ally™️?
October 23rd, 2023 at 6:50 pm
What say you, Kremlin Tom? What was the topic of this thread to begin with?
Regarding dead Palestinian civilians, that stems from Hamas’ habit of putting rocket launchers into civilian neighborhoods. So the Israelis are supposed to leave their own civilians defenseless because Hamas commits war crimes? Is that how the game is supposed to work?
Suspecting you were cheering loudest of all when that picture of Hitler came up on Spartan Stadium’s scoreboard.
October 23rd, 2023 at 8:02 pm
There are 2.2 million Palestinians crammed into 10 sq miles, Mr. Bubble.
Most has been reduced to rubble, so it’s easy for the Israelis to carry out their genocide.
And what’s the excuse for bombing the West Bank? Hamas doesn’t live there…it’s just civilians.
It’s fun to watch you miserable neo-con Patriots cheering for the Palestinian Holocaust.
October 23rd, 2023 at 8:20 pm
People in the media like to say that Hamas is not popular with the Palestinian Arabs within Gaza.
The important question is whether or not Palestinian Arabs in Gaza support Hamas more than they support Israel. Do they support the indiscriminate slaughter by Hamas of Israelis?
October 23rd, 2023 at 8:54 pm
https://x.com/EdMorrissey/status/1716475331974963380?s=20
October 23rd, 2023 at 10:25 pm
Ah, thanks MMP.
Your link points out only there’s only 600,000 innocent Palestinians in Gaza, leaving 1,140,000 that deserve the kind of righteous justice only Raytheon and Lockheed Martin can deliver.
Carry on, Patriots… MAGA the fuck out of ’em.
October 24th, 2023 at 7:43 am
Figures I don’t get an answer, Kremlin “Nuremberg” Tom.
Regarding the West Bank and Golan Heights, if one “reads the papers”, one will learn that Hezbollah is launching attacks from there. Again, are Israelis supposed to allow their people to be hit by PLO/Hamas/Hezbollah missiles because Hamas and Hezbollah put their people in front of the launchers?
October 24th, 2023 at 9:46 am
Say, Bikebubble?
The Israeli of the West bank, Golan heights and Gaza has been declared unlawful under international law due to its permanence and the Israeli Government’s de-facto annexation policies, according to the report to the General Assembly from the United Nations Independent International Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, and Israel.
The report states “By ignoring international law in establishing or facilitating the establishment of settlements, and directly or indirectly transferring Israeli civilians into these settlements, successive Israel governments have set facts on the ground to ensure permanent Israeli control in the West Bank”
Question:
Is Israels illegal occupation more like the Nazi occupation of Poland, or Putin’s occupation of the Donbar…or both?
Are the Palestinians more like the Polish resistance, or the Ukrainian Askov battalion?
Choose and explain why…
October 24th, 2023 at 9:51 am
Oh, and Mr. Bubble, if China invades the US, kicks Weimerica’s tranny Army’s ass and starts removing American civilians into reservations, and then starts building Chinese cities in American reservations, would it be OK for Patriots™️ to resist?
If so, how much resistance is too much?
October 24th, 2023 at 10:51 am
Funny. An illegal occupation as determined by that Joe Biden of international organizations, the UN.
Thanks, that gave me a chuckle.
October 24th, 2023 at 11:13 am
The U.N. has also made resolutions against Israel dozens of times for the “crime” of defending themselves. My take overall is that if you’re simply citing the U.N. as a source, you might as well be quoting Hamas.
Regarding the settlements, my take is that after a certain amount of atrocities perpetrated by the residents of certain areas, the residents of that area get to lose their land. Just like the Prussians.
October 24th, 2023 at 11:28 am
Hamas and its supporters do not believe in the concept of innocent civilians. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BTW, recall that the big man, ol’ Slow Joe Biden, the guy responsible for the defeat in Afghanistan and the Russia-Ukraine War, is advising the Israelis on what their response should be, so I’m thinking that means “innocent” Gazans are in deep trouble, but member of Hamas can rest easy.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:45 pm
Bikebubble decreed:
“after a certain amount of atrocities perpetrated by the residents of certain areas, the residents of that area get to lose their land.”
A growing consensus of world opinion agrees with you, Mr. Bubble. Question is, when Weimerica finally falls, and the Israeli’s are on their own, and the Arabs evict them, where will the Jewish diaspora set down its roots next?
October 24th, 2023 at 2:51 pm
“Hamas and its supporters do not believe in the concept of innocent civilians.”
That’s a predictable consequence of bulldozing Palestinian homes to make way for new Jewish settlements, isn’t it? After all, when they look back at the new house sitting on what used to be their own, they don’t see IDF, do they?
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/3/14/lrc-israel-demolished-5000-homes-in-jerusalem
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:58 pm
BBC 2017
“Israel’s parliament has passed a controversial law retroactively legalising almost 4,000 settler homes built on privately-owned Palestinian land in the occupied West Bank.”
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-38888649
October 24th, 2023 at 3:00 pm
It’s not so much the Jews treating the Palestinians like dogs that bothers me. Its the fact that the only reason they can get away with it is they control US government and media.
Let them conduct their own genocide.
October 24th, 2023 at 3:01 pm
It’s not so much the Jews treating the Palestinians like d0gs that bothers me. Its the fact that the only reason they can get away with it is they control US government and media.
Let them conduct their own genocide.
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October 24th, 2023 at 4:31 pm
Um, Swiftee, you’re old enough that you ought to know that the war on civilians in the region started in 1948, and was engaged by the Palestinians and Arab “neighbors.” Come on, cut the anti-semitic garbage here. You’re old enough to know better.
October 24th, 2023 at 5:10 pm
Blade: “We shouldn’t be facilitating genocide”
Mr. Bubble: “Aaaaagh! ANTISEMITISM!!!!”
Lol
You conveniently leave out the part where the Jews conducted a terrorist campaign against the British, who threw the Palestinians under the Irgun zvai Leumi’s bus, the same way they had thrown the Czechs under Hitler’s bus.
The only difference was, Churchill didn’t bother waving a document and declaring Peace in Our Time.
October 24th, 2023 at 6:21 pm
Yes, Swiftee, I so believe you’re against genocide with your “F*ck Ukraine” logo and consistent looking the other way at Russian war crimes, all while ignoring the origins and nature of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. Nothing says “I’m against genocide” like simultaneously coming out for a new Holodomor and Holocaust. And then you’ve got your support of abortion for people you don’t like.
October 25th, 2023 at 2:46 am
Oh. I must have missed to part where I said “All Ukrainians and Israelis must die”, Mr. Bubble.
No, Mr. Bubble. “Fuck Ukraine” means, fuck giving the Ukrainian mob billions of freshly printed federal fiat currency, and billions of military hardware and munitions I have to pay for. Fuck Ukraine means “not my circus; not my monkeys”. Fuck Ukraine means Fuck Neo-con war mongers.
I’ve addressed the nature of the Israeli / Palestinian conflict at least half a dozen times. Search the SiTD archives for “Blade+Balfour Declaration+Irgun”
Now, I will aver, I’ve admitted to a change of heart regarding abortion. But, to me there’s a moral difference between “allow them to slaughter themselves” and “slaughter them”, if not an ethical one.
October 25th, 2023 at 8:24 am
Blade wrote:
“That’s a predictable consequence of bulldozing Palestinian homes to make way for new Jewish settlements, isn’t it?”
I’m not casting judgment, that’s the way people have made war until about a hundred years ago.
Palestinians have moral agency, just like Israelis have moral agency.
What the Russians did to the Poles was a lot worse than what the Israelis have done to the Palestinians, yet for some reasons the Poles didn’t go around blowing up busses and schools full of Russians during the cold war.
October 25th, 2023 at 9:00 am
What it means, Kremlin Tom, is “stand back and let a nation of 44 million people get systematically abused.” Sorry, I’ve seen your type before. Never again.
October 25th, 2023 at 10:20 am
“What the Russians did to the Poles was a lot worse than what the Israelis have done to the Palestinians, yet for some reasons the Poles didn’t go around blowing up busses and schools full of Russians during the cold war.”
Right. And what the Russians did to the Poles was no worse than the Nazi’s did to the Jews,
or what Pol Pot did to the Cambodians, or what Mao did to the Chinese, but for some reason we don’t feel the need to send any of them $18billion a year in cash and untold amounts of military gear and munitions.
Say, Mr. Bubble? Wasn’t “never again” the motto of the US expeditionary force in Somalia? And the troops in Afghanistan?
How’d that work out?
Let’s try: “Not our circus; not our monkeys”.
October 25th, 2023 at 10:21 am
For once, I wish one of you “never again” neocons would cash the checks you write with your mouths with your own, fat asses.