All The Racket About Rackets
By Mitch Berg
SCENE: Mitcn BERG walks into Wendy’s for one of their Caesar Salads – a low-carb treat if there ever was one.
BERG sees Avery LIBRELLE, standing at the counter, talking with an exasperated but polite looking COUNTER PERSON. BERG tiptoes up behind LIBRELLE.
BERG: Hey, Avery.
LIBRELLE: Uh…Merg…
BERG: The DFL is basically a racket that slaps a veneer of participatory democracy on top of a process where Ken Martin uses abstruse party rules to enforce the whims of the plutocrats who prop the party up.
LIBRELLE: That’s absurd. Only a wingnut would say such a thing.
BERG: A wingnut like the deputy chair of the Minneapolis City DFL?:
LIBRELLE: (Stares blankly off into space)
BERG: Caesar and a diet Coke.
COUNTER PERSON: And what does he…er, she…er…
BERG: No idea. (Drops a tenner)
And SCENE
September 22nd, 2023 at 6:31 am
Outside of the message in his letter, which is true, I couldn’t help but noticing his stationery. The in your face Mike Norton in the top center, is yet another illustration of how self important and narcissistic DemoCommies are.
I’m observing lots of DemoCommies questioning the actions and related results of their overlords. They don’t like it.
September 22nd, 2023 at 7:06 am
Agreed, boss. Young Mike is kind of a drama queen. I’d bet this isn’t the last time he’s heard from (aka draws attention to himself).
September 22nd, 2023 at 8:31 am
Hey, since the DFL is in favor of democracy, shouldn’t a third of the city council members be GOP?
September 22nd, 2023 at 9:53 am
Irregularities? Safeguards? What on Earth is he talking about? Everyone knows Democrats fortified the election process to make it the safest, fairest, most perfect Precious Democracy anywhere on the planet on all of time and history.
September 22nd, 2023 at 5:03 pm
My favorite bit is his last sentence, where he refers to Ken in a derogatory way and states he stands by some insults he poured out. Girl fight tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVie2K-mMtc
September 23rd, 2023 at 1:08 am
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