Why, no, stupid peasants. Nobody is taking your guns.
I mean, nobody is taking your gas stoves.
Ooos. Nobody is going to convert all cars to electric.
Whoopsie. I mean nobody is going to surreptitiously convert the power grid to something that can’t sustain life in any place where the temperature gets below 40.
D’oh! I mean, nobody is…
…er, what’s nobody doing?
Oh, yeah. The bug thing. That’s what hobody ever said anything about.
Your bad.
Yeah? I’ll start eating bugs when every left wing gloBULL warming zealot eats them, especially the pukes at the UN, which should be renamed; “World Order of Grifters or WORG”.
When bug eating becomes fashionable, HaCKenSaCK MN will become a mecca for haute cuisine.
Pissaladière Pasta with creamy mosquito and tick sauce will be served at the Pizza Palace.
Personally, I prefer my bugs be pre-digested in the gut of a nice Trout.
I dunno, fried crickets at a local mexican restaurant are quite tasty.
I’ve been seeing hints on social media suggesting as many as a third of the people who Claimed they got Covid vaxx Lied and did not get it. Mostly politicians and bigshots who were advocating the vaxx for me and “leading by example” having gotten it themselves. Except they didn’t. They were just as suspicious of the vaxx as me, but were better positioned to avoid it.
Of course, that’s being said on right-wing racist conspiracy-theory websites so we won’t have confirmation for another year or so. But it is suggestive of how the bug thing will go.
I imagine a series of fancy ballroom dinners with tuxedoed men and bejeweled women, plates tastefully arranged with innovative recipes. The photos will show diners forking in the food with huge smiles. The text will quote the celebrity chef describing his Bug Pate’ on Table Water Crackers appetizer, Water Bug Bouillabaisse for the soup course, Skinless Broasted Lab-Grown Chicken with Crushed Bug Garnish entree’ . . . and none of it will be real. The diners will get regular food, the photos will be staged, the Emery Collective will praise the event to the skies as Real and dissent as Racist, the entire production intended to soften up the masses.
Bet me.
Big,
After reading your post, I was searching for a video from about this time last year, that was actually filmed by a DemoCommie that was pissed off about a group of elected representatives laughing about shaming the peasants into taking it. If I find it, I’ll post it.
Nancy Piglosi had a fund raiser in late 2019, attended by DemoCommie cash cows. The only ones wearing masks, were the mostly black and Hispanic catering staff.
It takes four NPR “journalists” to write a story about eating bugs?
They must be Macalester graduates.
Recently, I did a quick calculation about the economics of eating bugs, and the long and short of it is that as currently practiced, harvesting insects for human consumption simply takes far more time and effort than it is worth–unless it’s a question of eating bugs or starving.
Perhaps further advances in “growing bugs” will change this arithmetic, but for the time being, pushing people to eat bugs is simply a question of exchanging what works for what does not. It is to cause people to starve.
Eating bugs (or the threat of forcing people to do so) is yet another in the long line of behaviors that DemoCommies try that is intended to humiliate normies (look up Dalrymple’s Political Correctness quote for more). The practical, economic, environmental, and cultural reasons for forcing people to eat bugs are all lies; it’s intended to humiliate.
Now when you say that lefties are bugging you, you mean it literally.
They lie lie lie and lie again it’s who they are the dumb democrat left.