Duck Duck Gray Duckspeak
By Mitch Berg
Governor Klink was clearly not a writing teacher. And, for that matter, the social media interns from Macalester who apparently run his social media feed must have tested out of reading any actual good writing.
Long story short: The Governor’s social media feed is more cliché-ridden than Pointy Haired Boss, an Anthony Robbins seminar and your company’s marketing department all rolled together.
Examples:
So as a public service to the state of Minnesota, I’d like to run a contest to come up with more, better Tim Walz tweets.
I’d say “the more cliché-clogged the better”, but that goes without saying, doesn’t it.
Winners announced over the weekend.
July 16th, 2023 at 5:30 pm
Emery
none of this negates the reality of your depraved pedophilia
July 16th, 2023 at 6:33 pm
John “Bigman” Jones on July 16, 2023 at 10:01 am said:
A federal district court judge issued a preliminary injunction to stop the administration from censoring speech on social media saying, “If the allegations made by the plaintiffs are true, the present case arguably involves the most massive attack against free speech in United States history.”
The administration appealed on the grounds that it had never engaged in censorship, and if it had, it was a good thing because it was a matter of national security.
Very tricky business. If the executive branch, which is partisan, has the power to “advise” American corporations which speech should be scrutinized for foreign influence to protect elections, what safeguards are in place to prevent this from being done on a partisan basis?
July 16th, 2023 at 10:25 pm
An Empire begins when the conquering nation installs a puppet government to rule the conquered nation, such as MacArthur in Japan and Marshall in Europe after World War 2. The Imperial nation enjoys a trade advantage and manufacturing superiority which gives it citizens robust prosperity
The American Empire eventually replaced explicit military command with implicit control -defense guarantees, NATO membership- but the threat of Imperial military oversight never went away
Until now, when it’s become obvious the US can no longer control the nations of Europe and the Far East through threat of military force because we simply don’t have it; in fact we are out of missiles, half our ships are broken, and our leadership is busy wearing dresses.
Maybe this administration does not wish to diminish us to the post colonial status of Spain or England, but if it did, how would its actions be different?
July 17th, 2023 at 6:26 am
I always laugh at people like Bot Boy that are so pro crooked Ukraine that they can’t see the forest for the trees. Ukraine is a money laundering, child trafficking and human slavery center for the elite, narcissistic DemoCommies. Zelinsky is a freaking comedian, installed as a puppet, just like Pedo Pete and the San Francisco ho, because in exchange for millions of U.S. taxpayer dollars, they would do their bidding. The Ukes have employed Nazis to actively persecute and kill Christians, Jews and political enemies. Putin called it out early on when he stated that the deep state worships Satan.
Talk to people that actually know what’s going on, like Ukrainian Americans that have family on the ground there.
July 17th, 2023 at 9:23 am
Modern Republicans— tough on drag queens, soft on socialist dictators. If these people had been in charge during the Cold War they’d have opposed the Marshall Plan and Stalin would’ve had the red flag flying across Europe.
July 17th, 2023 at 9:23 am
Modern Republicans— tough on drag queens, soft on soci@list dictators. If these people had been in charge during the Cold War they’d have opposed the Marshall Plan and Stalin would’ve had the red flag flying across Europe.
July 17th, 2023 at 9:45 am
Democrats insist American politicians should not put the interest of Americans above those of other countries. America First is bad policy!
But if American politicians should not put the interests of Americans above all other nations, then where do we rate? Second? Whose interests are more important to American politicians than the interest of American? Ukrainian interests? Guatemalan, Israeli, The Gambian interests?
Maybe Democrats do not want to put American interests behind every other third world shithole on the planet; but if they did, how would their actions be different?
July 17th, 2023 at 10:22 am
Modern Democrats: Illiterate about history. Same as old Democrats.
Marshall Plan wouldn’t have happened without Republicans.
And if Democrats had controlled the White House in the ’80s, the USSR would still be a superpower.
July 17th, 2023 at 10:27 am
The Soviets captured Berlin and had defeated the German army. Eisenhowers army was in south Germany. Splitting Germany was negotiated in the Yalta conference, that included Churchill. FDR didn’t have sole power to give anything away because the US army was not in sole control of Germany.
Nice try but a fail at politicizing history.
July 17th, 2023 at 10:30 am
rAT once sponsored a charity regatta on lake HAcK to support child genital mutilation. The prize was 1 hour with his daughter on the Berkeley horse…but it didn’t go well.
The 2 contestants got stewed on Bud Light, rammed each other and both row boats sank. By the time they waded through the milfoil to shore, they were covered in leaches, and then assaulted with a cloud of mosquitos.
Then the drag queens got into a fight over who’s lap the kids would sit on first, rAT was brutally scratched, his wig torn into a hairy ball which one of the dogs promptly grabbed and ran back to the Rez with. rAT was upset and called the whole thing off.
Only bright spot was rAT’s daughter made bank behind Floyd’s Convenience store and Town pump.
July 17th, 2023 at 10:32 am
rAT once sponsored a charity regatta on lake HAcK to support child genital mutilation. The prize was 1 hour with his daughter on the Berkeley horse…but it didn’t go well.
The 2 contestants got stewed on Bud Light, rammed each other and both row boats sank. By the time they waded through the milfoil to shore, they were covered in leaches, and then assaulted with a cloud of mosquitos.
Then the drag queens got into a fight over who’s lap the kids would sit on first, rAT was brutally scratched, his wig torn into a hairy ball which one of the d0gs promptly grabbed and ran back to the Rez with. rAT was upset and called the whole thing off.
Only bright spot was rAT’s daughter made bank behind Floyd’s Convenience store and Town pump.
July 17th, 2023 at 11:42 am
Amidst cruel glares,
Bald, he carries his weight alone,
Sorrow fills his heart.
Mocking from behind,
Bald troll’s words strike with no grace,
Laughs echo online.
July 17th, 2023 at 11:52 am
The collective claims Republicans opposed the Marshall plan, Mitch points out Republicans supported the Marshall plan, the collective sneers that the Russians took Berlin before the Marshall plan even existed, SO THERE!
Honestly, why do we tolerate this level of stupidity?
July 17th, 2023 at 12:55 pm
^ to avoid having an echo chamber.
July 17th, 2023 at 1:07 pm
Oh yeah, that’s right . . . [quieter] that’s right . . . [faintly] that’s right . . .
July 17th, 2023 at 1:21 pm
Okay — kids inside voices please….
July 17th, 2023 at 1:37 pm
^ Mr D? Is that you?
July 17th, 2023 at 5:45 pm
Emery-“Most of Tucker’s audience don’t have HS diplomas….
“Tucker tells his audience what to think…without facts..”
And Emery makes unsupported assertions without any facts. But if you have any, by all means show us….
July 17th, 2023 at 6:43 pm
jimf
emery is a depraved pedophile, he doesn’t know how to talk to adults, all he knows is how to gaslight children before he preys on them, so of course all he can do is make unsupported assertions without facts
July 17th, 2023 at 8:14 pm
Emery
do you agree with this statement?
pedophiles (Minor Attracted Persons)are a stigmatized group designated as deviants for hateful purposes.
July 18th, 2023 at 9:24 am
⬆️ You kill more babies jerkin’ your gherkin every week than abortions do in a year, champ
July 18th, 2023 at 12:48 pm
⬆️ more potential offspring dribble down your ER nurse’s chin in one night than went down with the Titanic, sport.
July 18th, 2023 at 1:33 pm
⬆️ In the darkest depths, a troll did reside,
A woeful creature, no joy to confide.
With tears in its eyes,
And pitiful cries,
A sad and pathetic life did preside.
July 18th, 2023 at 3:07 pm
⬆️ Lying, weak old pedophile/
fiddles with kids, but he’s in denial/
Of his ridiculous mud pond he is so proud/
As he swats away a huge mosquito cloud/
July 19th, 2023 at 9:48 am
^^ Malignant narcissists are good at projecting what’s wrong with them on others. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯