Every Year
By Mitch Berg
ME: “Have a great Fourth of July!“
THEM: “Ahem. It’s IndePENdence Day“.
ME: “Oh, excuse me for not only using a term that literally everyone in America, and probably western civilization, understands, but that until maybe 10 years ago I never, ever heard a single person “Ahem”-ing anyone else about. I hope you live in a city without a fireworks display. ”
And SCENE
July 5th, 2023 at 7:08 am
Is this really a thing? My condolences for living amongst such petty jerks.
July 5th, 2023 at 10:50 am
⬆️ Remember, no matter your current woes, it could be worse. You could be suffering from whatever mental condition it is that makes one think that posting this photoshopped image of oneself is a good idea.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/110658638856839346
July 5th, 2023 at 11:04 am
Do you guys get paid by the word? Hope not. Seems to me you could save a lot of effort by simply pasting TRUMP for the comment and taking the rest of the day off. We could ignore your blather same as we do now. Win-win.
July 5th, 2023 at 11:11 am
Was he holding a kabob?
July 5th, 2023 at 11:31 am
Remember, no matter your current woes, it could be worse. You could be suffering from whatever mental condition it is that makes one think that everyone appreciates turning any and all comment threads into yet another whiny comment about Trump.
July 5th, 2023 at 12:48 pm
Emery has a crush on Trump yet must live with the sting of Trump’s rejection every day!
July 5th, 2023 at 1:18 pm
⬆️ Trump supporters don’t insist that he’s innocent, only that it’s improper to hold him to account.
July 5th, 2023 at 1:22 pm
Emery it must be tough knowing that Trump will never acknowledge your love!
July 5th, 2023 at 1:23 pm
^ The All Trump All the Time Blog. Good thing someone else is taking care of the upkeep and rent.
July 5th, 2023 at 5:51 pm
“Trump supporters don’t insist he’s innocent..
Those with Trump Derangement Syndrome don’t have evidence that he’s guiltily…
July 6th, 2023 at 7:47 am
Can someone remind me what it is we’re independent from, again?
I ask, because as a former resident of America, and current Weimerica inmate, it sure seems like I’m hauling a Imperial ton of shit on my back that I didn’t vote for.
July 6th, 2023 at 8:13 am
Lmao…Drumpf really is a gangster
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden. But watch, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was “very small,” & it wasn’t really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish. Has Deranged Jack Smith, the crazy, Trump hating Special Prosecutor, been seen in the area of the COCAINE? He looks like a crackhead to me!
July 6th, 2023 at 8:15 am
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Where are the White House SECURITY TAPES, like the ones I openly and happily gave to Deranged Jack Smith, which will quickly show where the Cocaine in the White House came from??? They already know the answer, but probably don’t like it.
LMMFAO!