ME: “Have a great Fourth of July!“
THEM: “Ahem. It’s IndePENdence Day“.
ME: “Oh, excuse me for not only using a term that literally everyone in America, and probably western civilization, understands, but that until maybe 10 years ago I never, ever heard a single person “Ahem”-ing anyone else about. I hope you live in a city without a fireworks display. ”
And SCENE
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