Remember, All You Paranoid Wingnuts…
By Mitch Berg
…that nobody’s coming for your guns!
And if you say they are, you’re a white supremacist [1]
[1] Where “white supremacist” = “someone who pays attention”.
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April 27th, 2023 at 9:58 am
Let me throw some gasoline on the fire and question why some of you are still clinging to MN – there is no hope, not even if you Vote Harder™. But hey, if freezing temps and mosquitos size of a school bus are your thing, who am I to judge. But, by paying taxes in MN you are enabling this:
Minnesota state Rep. Harry Niska, R., asked during a debate on a new bill whether praise for “Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling or arguing that COVID originated in China would qualify as biased speech that would put citizens on a government database. Minnesota lawmakers are mulling a change to state law, House File 181, that would log alleged bias incidents even when they aren’t considered a crime. The bill, introduced in January, would allow people to report perceived bias-related incidents such as alleged slurs and verbal attacks that would fall outside the hate crimes compiled annually by the state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, according to the St. Cloud Times.
and this:
The Minnesota legislature is in the process of changing the legal definition of “sexual orientation” that literally opens the door to mainstreaming pedophilia. Here’s how it’s being done. The bill modifies the existing Minnesota law that designates sexual orientation as a protected category, making it unlawful to discriminate based on sexual orientation within the state.
April 27th, 2023 at 10:21 am
jpa.
Based on a report I heard this morning, the Commies had a moment of clarity and didn’t change anything. They stopped short of calling Leigh Finke out for even proposing it, but, I guess the woke crowd didn’t want to give an opponent the opportunity to put “she/he/it voted to protect pedophiles”.
April 27th, 2023 at 10:22 am
jpa.
Based on a report I heard this morning, the Commies had a moment of clarity and didn’t change anything. They stopped short of calling Leigh Finke out for even proposing it, but, I guess the woke crowd didn’t want to give an opponent the opportunity to put “she/he/it voted to protect pedophiles”, on their campaign flyers.
April 27th, 2023 at 10:41 am
I’m sorry, there are no states that are permanently and completely “red”. WY is being overwhelmed with rich, blue state ski bums (like CO once was), Texas has Austin, SC elects Lindsay Graham (and Nancy Mace), FL almost didn’t elect DeSantis.
Where I live in MN, the people are just as conservative (anti-democommie) as anywhere else in the country along with it being cold (which I like) and having mosquitoes (there are places without insects pests?). I’ll stick with me and my neighbors if/when the SHTF.
I don’t condemn nor will I criticize those who leave MN for warmer climes weather-wise and politically, but I will say that ultimately, people are going to have to learn how defend what is right and not just leave.
One need not have an actual conspiracy to achieve the practical effects of a conspiracy. More regimes have been brought, piecemeal, to their knees by what was once called ‘Irish Democracy,’ the silent, dogged resistance, withdrawal and truculence of millions of ordinary people, than by revolutionary vanguards or rioting mobs.
April 27th, 2023 at 10:43 am
Good ol’ Akismet…
I’m sorry, there are no states that are permanently and completely “red”. WY is being overwhelmed with rich, blue state ski bums (like CO once was), Texas has Austin, SC elects Lindsay Graham (and Nancy Mace), FL almost didn’t elect DeSantis.
Where I live in MN, the people are just as conservative (anti-democommie) as anywhere else in the country along with it being cold (which I like) and having mosquitoes (there are places without insects pests?). I’ll stick with me and my neighbors if/when the SHTF.
I don’t condemn nor will I criticize those who leave MN for warmer climes weather-wise and politically, but I will say that ultimately, people are going to have to learn how defend what is right and not just leave.
One need not have an actual conspiracy to achieve the practical effects of a conspiracy. More regimes have been brought, piecemeal, to their knees by what was once called ‘Irish Democracy,’ the silent, d0gged resistance, withdrawal and truculence of millions of ordinary people, than by revolutionary vanguards or rioting mobs.
April 27th, 2023 at 11:33 am
Is it just me or is everything going according to plan? Welcome to the new normal and MN libturds are just willing and ignorant pawns in the game of Life.
In a ‘let them eat cake’ moment, Pill, who reportedly earns a salary of £190,000 per year, said that rather than demanding pay increases commeserate with the rise in cost of living, the central banker said that people should just “accept that they’re worse off” condeming the “reluctance” of families to come to grips with the impacts of inflation on their way of life.
April 27th, 2023 at 12:28 pm
The latest two BS claims about guns are EASILY proven wrong.
First, the leading cause of death of children ages 1-14 is accidents, not guns. The grabbers use up to age 25 as children, lol.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/child-health.htm.
Lets face it, 15 and up you are an adult, and most of those guns deaths are vibrant people of color killing each other.
The second was a Kaiser Family study that claimed “1 in 5” Americans have a family member who has been killed by a gun. Kaiser’s inflated findings were based on a small sample size of self-reported answers to questions that offered no useful limiting parameters.
Just stop the lies already grabbers.
April 27th, 2023 at 12:28 pm
The single largest source of gun violence in MN (other than suicide) is young black men shooting at one another & randos with pistols which they are not legally allowed to own.
Everyone knows this. Everyone. Everyone knows as well that the way to reduce gun violence is to put people who commit crimes with guns away for a long, long time, and everyone knows why that is not being done.
Minnesotans have the government they voted for.
April 27th, 2023 at 12:51 pm
Paranoia isn’t the only thing that drives gun owners. I think a fetishistic disorder plays a large part.
April 27th, 2023 at 1:04 pm
^ While I wait for my counterargument to jpa to be freed (not once, but twice), I would like to know what a fetishistic disorder is? Bonus would be to explain how that applies to gun owners. I mean, apart from being some made up BS.
April 27th, 2023 at 1:05 pm
Kin, I wonder if that 1 in 5 stat takes into account folks who served and did not make it home. I would not put it past them, nosireebob.
April 27th, 2023 at 2:16 pm
I married my rifle. The state has no right to take her away from me.
And no, I do not have a mental disorder, that’s just my alternative lifestyle choice so keep your laws off of us. Hater.
April 27th, 2023 at 2:42 pm
jdm, I agree with everything you say, but I still point out that by paying MN taxes you are enabling pedos and orcs. Move east to WI or south to IA. Plenty of mosquitos and snow there and I am sure plenty of likeminded folks, if not more. Scott is correct, but I would take it further – stop paying taxes… en mass.
April 27th, 2023 at 3:47 pm
jpa, you might agree with everything I say, but you don’t get it. I don’t want to live there, I want to live here. The people with whom I have a history and trust. Also, my family. In WI or IA or somewhere else, I’m just some untested, and possibly untrustworthy, newcomer.
If it’s as bad as you say, to what am I condemning these people, my family and neighbors, if I leave? I should be here to help.
April 27th, 2023 at 3:49 pm
That Akismet is one well-written and finely tuned piece of shit.
April 27th, 2023 at 4:24 pm
rAT Emery, taking a break from his work at the Berkeley horse squeaked:
“I think a fetishistic disorder plays a large part.”
At long last, rAT opines on a subject he uniquely qualified to weigh in on, and does so in his own words.
Had to happen some time.
April 27th, 2023 at 4:40 pm
A federal civil rights commission meeting devolved into chaos last week as Democrats went to great lengths to block a study on whether crime disproportionately impacts minorities — and, by implication, whether soft-on-crime policies create a civil rights issue by subjecting poor blacks to high crime rates.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-nominees-torpedo-own-confirmation-to-kill-report-showing-whether-soft-on-crime-policies-hurts-minorities
April 27th, 2023 at 4:43 pm
jpa,
Now that the cheddar brains elected a hard left, advocates for baby killing to their Supreme Court, all bets are off in Wisconsin.
April 28th, 2023 at 6:30 am
Did they? Were all those fraudulent ballot problems from the last election cleared up?
Or did Voting Harder fail because the counting system remains firmly under control of the people who cheated last time?
April 28th, 2023 at 7:51 am
Big, now with control of the court, libturds will make sure to fix election integrity – so they NEVER lose again.