To The Hardest Working Man In Science…

….the late, highly esteemed Dr. Bill Gleason, mornings like this gave him an almost childish degree of glee.

He’d frequently tweet, or post on the blog wrote about me, how his pleas had been listened to, and some divine technological retribution had finally been served on me, and I’d been smitten from the Internet.

I had, of course, forgotten to pay my domain renewal. Nothing more. Within a few hours, the blog was back in action. HIs tweets for the rest of the day felt…cheated? Crestfallen?

But he’d go on about his day,, creating deathles science or something.

Anyway, it was another one of those mornings. Most likely the last such – because after 16.5 years of procrastination, I finally added an annual reminder on March 25 to make sure it gets paid.

I’m sure that the great Doctor is bellowing into the void up in the great beyond even as we speak.

I’lll pour out a forty for him now. [1]

[1] From my bladder.

6 thoughts on “To The Hardest Working Man In Science…

  1. I was afraid they (whoever they are) were considering you a TikTok prototype and some flunky in the CIA gave the site the pipe.

  2. Couldn’t you give the job to Emery, have him remind you repeatedly every March?

  3. I’m still blocked from his Twitter account, so I can’t ask him if Hell’s thermostat is set correctly. I can’t recall specifically why he blocked me other than I didn’t agree with him.

  4. Is he the same guy that got into a tiff with Tomczak that ultimately ended in the Late Debate relocating from their original, hand dryer infested, radio studio.

  5. That’s the guy Smith. Tonczak visited Prof. Kreapy’s lab and office (both public property), and was I formed that no one knew where Kreapy was….he rarely showed up.

    Kreapy called the cops.

    *I once spike to Kreapy’s boss, who told me Kreapy’s performance was “marginal, at best”.

    Evidently, he wasn’t half the scholar rAT Emery is, which reminds me…

    Where did you matriculate, rAT? Where did you get your MBA? Who awarded you your PhD’s? What University did you take your MD & JD from?
    tai, rAT! Share your W’s with us.

  6. And to further piss on Kreapy’s legacy, I’d be remiss not to mention that he crawled to the UofM after 3M shitcanned him, and never wrote an original research paper.

    Failed everywhere he went.

    I’m sure there are still a few brilliant people in academia, but I’d bet 8/10 share knowledge of people who have been dead for 50 years or more. Our institutions of higher learning have been thoroughly infested with people who are mediocre at best.

    Except for rAT Emery!

    Where did you matriculate, rAT? Where did you get your MBA? Who awarded you your PhD’s? What University did you take your MD & JD from? Do you guest lecture? Hold a few visiting Prof positions?
    tai, rAT! Share your W’s with us.

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