For The Children

By Mitch Berg

The number of assaults on teachers in classrooms.

The superintendent’s salary.

The achievement gap.

Two of those numbers are getting worse. One of them is getting better.

Any guesses?

Here you go:

There is, of course, a highly competitive market for Big city schools superintendents. The market for “top” candidates is incredibly competitive, and the salaries show it.

I’ve been trying to figure out why for a couple decades now. All of them talk about metrics that improve, but year over year things always get worse.

I’m trying to figure out any other field were actual accomplishment plays no factor in skyrocketing salaries.

9 Responses to “For The Children”

  1. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    superintendent position interview question:
    rank these job duties in order of importance
    -improve student test scores
    -maintain discipline in school
    -lobby for more funding
    -keep parents from interfering

  2. jdm Says:

    All of them talk about metrics that improve

    Doesn’t that depend on the metrics chosen? I mean, if one of the metrics is a having a black female superintendent, regardless of ability or successful track record, well, then that metric is fully met.

  3. Night Writer Says:

    All a district needs is a drag-queen superintendent and then everything will improve! (To be sure, there probably have been one or two of those already.)

  4. MacArthur Wheeler Says:

    NW a Venezuelan Black drag-queen superintendent
    ftfy

  5. Blade Nzimande Says:

    How it started

    How it’s going

  6. Blade Nzimande Says:

    I wonder what’s worse?

    Having some spam comments, or having 50% of legitimate comments moderated and/or lost.

  7. bikebubba Says:

    Yes ,Swiftee, because obviously boys never got into vicious fights at school before Ruby Bridges. Pro tip; the sheets go on your bed, not over your head.

  8. Blade Nzimande Says:

    Super flex, Bikebubbble! Be sure to pass that along to your daughters baby daddy. If you can find him.

  9. Blade Nzimande Says:

    Ja’quan (or Sheneesha) Bikebubble….sounds like future Senators.

    We’re in good hands, Patiots!

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