Couldn’t Be Any Worse Than Quentin Tarantino

By Mitch Berg

British researchers have helped chimps produce their first video:

The apes created the movie using a specially designed chimp-proof camera given to them by primatologists.

The film-making exercise is part of a scientific study into how chimpanzees perceive the world and each other.

It will be screened within the Natural World programme “Chimpcam” shown on BBC Two at 2000GMT on Wednesday 27 January.

Hollywood’s production community, which is already losing thousands of jobs to Canada, is rapidly trying to unionize the primates.

Late word has it that both KTLK-FM and Janet Roberts’ “AM950” are trying to sign the chimps, pending figuring out their political sympathies.

One Response to “Couldn’t Be Any Worse Than Quentin Tarantino”

  1. Ben Says:

    rumor has it that Ed Schultz, Tingles, Keith Olbermann and Rachael Maddow are wanting to hire them as consultants for their shows

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