Meet The New Boss, Same As…Well, You Know The Line

By Mitch Berg

Suwana Kirkland, DFL-anointed candidate to replace Dave “The Drunk Driver” Hutchinson, is running in a moldy blue country. She doesn’t have to worry about Real Americans votes.

So if she’s caught on camera snuggling with gun-grabbers at DFL caucuses, no biggie for her.

You just shouldn’t expect much new from the HCSO.

Well, less drunk driving.

Probably.

CORRECTION. I’m informed the woman in the HCSO uniform is Duwanna Witt. Not being a Henco resident, I’m not nearly as up on the candidates as I should be.

I regret the error.

8 Responses to “Meet The New Boss, Same As…Well, You Know The Line”

  1. bosshoss429 Says:

    On another note, anyone else notice that right after a gun grabbing DemoCommie starts about gun control, there is a mass shooting? In yesterday’s Brooklyn subway incident, it turns out that the shooter is a black, left wing activist.

    In other news, while Pedo Joe was mumbling incoherently about ethanol in Iowa yesterday, a bird dropped a load on his shoulder, illustrating that even animals know he’s full of crap.

  2. Blade Nzimande Says:

    That’s an impressive ballistic vest she’s wearing, but I can’t make an informed comment until I see her twerking on Tic Toc.

  3. bikebubba Says:

    It’s a brilliant illustration of “guns for me but not for thee”, I dare say.

    Regarding the subway attack, what struck me as remarkable is that nobody died. That is some remarkable shooting there–perhaps the smoke bomb (and maybe a small caliber gun and person unacquainted with its operation) have something to do with that, but that’s remarkable. I don’t know that we can call it agents provacateurs at this point, though, since the bombs they had would seem to indicate a real desire to hurt or kill. Leaning towards incompetence now.

  4. Night Writer Says:

    USA Today tweeted that “Authorities say the gunman fired 33 times with a Glock 17 99mm handgun.”

    Personally, I think if you want any real stopping power you need at least 105mm, but it’s hard to fit in the IWB holster.

  5. justplainangry Says:

    NW, the perp learned how to shoot from gangsta rap videos, so with the longer barrel G17 of course he did not hit the broad side of the barn.

    33 times? That’s either an extended mag or one reload. And my guess is perp does not practice tactical reloads much.

  6. justplainangry Says:

    in the meantime:

    https://www.startribune.com/crime-not-covid-killed-my-retail-business/600164406/

    I mean, if this malarkey is getting published in red star, it must really be a problem and I am sure the new sheriff will be all over it. Well, her shadow will.

  7. SmithStCrx Says:

    I listened to Deputy Kirkland’s interview with Tomczak. It sounded like she missed her calling as a County Social Worker or a highschool teacher instead of becoming a LEO. Among other issues I remain skeptical about major educational programs being implemented in the jails where the average stay is supposed to be fairly short (and trending shorter). I did appreciate the implied swipe at the failure of our public schools though.

  8. bikebubba Says:

    Even with the John Woo grip and a mere 9mm handgun, I’m still shocked that nobody died. That’s impressive (-ly bad) shooting, praise God.

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