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Free Market

Given the modern left newfound love for an armed populace, maybe this will go over OK:

Oh, not for me of course. I’m about 10 inches too tall to fit in one of those things.


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16 responses to “Free Market”

  1. justplainangry Avatar
    justplainangry

    that’s right! that’s EXACTLY how Ukraine looks in the middle of winter!

  2. jdm Avatar
    jdm

    Waittaminute, why wouldn’t the Ukrainians want to use those captured tanks? I heard they were in a war.

  3. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    jdm;
    Good question. All of the left wing bobble heads touted the disparity of tanks/armored vehicles between Russia and Ukraine. I wonder if some enterprising Ukrainian will set up a web site to sell those tanks, i.e. Tankgurus or Tankvana?

  4. Joe Doakes Avatar
    Joe Doakes

    Does my Permit to Purchase cover tanks?

    Can I buy direct person-to-person to avoid the background check, or do I have to go through a licensed tank dealer?

    Does this tank have a serial number or is it an unregistered “ghost tank?”

    Lots of questions.

  5. Mammuthus Primigenesis Avatar
    Mammuthus Primigenesis

    I’m gonna use my tank to blow up that guy in the theater who is always talking on his cell phone. And it’ll be okay because of stand your ground. Somebody on the internet clued me in on the “murder at will” aspect of stand your ground! I love the internet, especially reddit because it is so informative about everything.

  6. Mammuthus Primigenesis Avatar
    Mammuthus Primigenesis

    JD, speaking as a person who been a tank commander in many video games, you just have to hit ctl-h to get help info, and if necessary, hit alt-s to get your tank’s status. ctl-m, or sometimes the TAB key, brings up your mini-map.
    If you get in a fire fight keep your eye on your hit point and armor gauges on the lower left of the screen.
    If you get in real trouble, hit the ~ key to bring up the console and enter ‘gm’ (w/o the quotes) to enter God Mode. This will give you infinite hit points, armor, and ammunition. Hit ~ a second time to leave the console and reenter combat.
    Good luck!

  7. Blade Nzimande Avatar
    Blade Nzimande

    I’d have to see the CarFax

  8. Night Writer Avatar

    They’re selling the tanks because the fuel costs too much.

  9. Emery Incognito Avatar
    Emery Incognito

    That 40 mile Russian convoy should be a nice opportunity to sight in the TB2 UCAV

    Ukraine conflict: Turkey airlifts additional TB2 UCAVs to Ukraine
    https://www.janes.com/defence-news/news-detail/ukraine-conflict-turkey-airlifts-additional-tb2-ucavs-to-ukraine

  10. Mr. D Avatar
    Mr. D

    Cheaper than a Bugatti. And it could really assist my commute on the Crosstown.

  11. justplainangry Avatar
    justplainangry

    Mitch can be a driver, with his head poking out the front egress lid, like a wack-a-Mitch.

  12. Night Writer Avatar

    Mr. D – the tank would really crush the AMC Javelin doddering along in the left lane. It might not do so well with the AT Javelin launched from the overpass, though.

  13. justplainangry Avatar
    justplainangry

    Alas NW, it is obvious Ukranians would rather this tank faced AMC Javelin than get scratched up by an AT Javelin.

  14. Blade Nzimande Avatar
    Blade Nzimande

    There have been unconfirmed reports that the Taliban has offered Ukraine state of the art armor at cut rate prices.

  15. justplainangry Avatar
    justplainangry

    Free market or a dump:

    Germany’s Defence Ministry has declined to comment after the press learnt on Thursday that around 700 of the missiles they planned to send to Ukraine were found to be so old they had become inoperable.

    NATO wakes up™! Virtue signaling bastards, and usual woke libturd crowd and its copy and paste propagandists prove themselves useful idiots yet again.

  16. Emery Incognito Avatar
    Emery Incognito

    Is there any doubt at this point that if the Ukrainians had access to the same firepower they’d be kicking the snot out of the Russians?

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