Free Market
By Mitch Berg
Given the modern left newfound love for an armed populace, maybe this will go over OK:
Oh, not for me of course. I’m about 10 inches too tall to fit in one of those things.
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March 3rd, 2022 at 7:24 am
that’s right! that’s EXACTLY how Ukraine looks in the middle of winter!
March 3rd, 2022 at 7:49 am
Waittaminute, why wouldn’t the Ukrainians want to use those captured tanks? I heard they were in a war.
March 3rd, 2022 at 7:55 am
jdm;
Good question. All of the left wing bobble heads touted the disparity of tanks/armored vehicles between Russia and Ukraine. I wonder if some enterprising Ukrainian will set up a web site to sell those tanks, i.e. Tankgurus or Tankvana?
March 3rd, 2022 at 8:51 am
Does my Permit to Purchase cover tanks?
Can I buy direct person-to-person to avoid the background check, or do I have to go through a licensed tank dealer?
Does this tank have a serial number or is it an unregistered “ghost tank?”
Lots of questions.
March 3rd, 2022 at 8:56 am
I’m gonna use my tank to blow up that guy in the theater who is always talking on his cell phone. And it’ll be okay because of stand your ground. Somebody on the internet clued me in on the “murder at will” aspect of stand your ground! I love the internet, especially reddit because it is so informative about everything.
March 3rd, 2022 at 9:03 am
JD, speaking as a person who been a tank commander in many video games, you just have to hit ctl-h to get help info, and if necessary, hit alt-s to get your tank’s status. ctl-m, or sometimes the TAB key, brings up your mini-map.
If you get in a fire fight keep your eye on your hit point and armor gauges on the lower left of the screen.
If you get in real trouble, hit the ~ key to bring up the console and enter ‘gm’ (w/o the quotes) to enter God Mode. This will give you infinite hit points, armor, and ammunition. Hit ~ a second time to leave the console and reenter combat.
Good luck!
March 3rd, 2022 at 9:09 am
I’d have to see the CarFax
March 3rd, 2022 at 9:53 am
They’re selling the tanks because the fuel costs too much.
March 3rd, 2022 at 9:54 am
That 40 mile Russian convoy should be a nice opportunity to sight in the TB2 UCAV
Ukraine conflict: Turkey airlifts additional TB2 UCAVs to Ukraine
https://www.janes.com/defence-news/news-detail/ukraine-conflict-turkey-airlifts-additional-tb2-ucavs-to-ukraine
March 3rd, 2022 at 10:00 am
Cheaper than a Bugatti. And it could really assist my commute on the Crosstown.
March 3rd, 2022 at 10:12 am
Mitch can be a driver, with his head poking out the front egress lid, like a wack-a-Mitch.
March 3rd, 2022 at 1:41 pm
Mr. D – the tank would really crush the AMC Javelin doddering along in the left lane. It might not do so well with the AT Javelin launched from the overpass, though.
March 3rd, 2022 at 2:00 pm
Alas NW, it is obvious Ukranians would rather this tank faced AMC Javelin than get scratched up by an AT Javelin.
March 4th, 2022 at 9:16 am
There have been unconfirmed reports that the Taliban has offered Ukraine state of the art armor at cut rate prices.
March 4th, 2022 at 3:17 pm
Free market or a dump:
Germany’s Defence Ministry has declined to comment after the press learnt on Thursday that around 700 of the missiles they planned to send to Ukraine were found to be so old they had become inoperable.
NATO wakes up™! Virtue signaling bastards, and usual woke libturd crowd and its copy and paste propagandists prove themselves useful idiots yet again.
March 4th, 2022 at 4:14 pm
Is there any doubt at this point that if the Ukrainians had access to the same firepower they’d be kicking the snot out of the Russians?