Confirmed

By Mitch Berg

35 years ago, during Minneapolis’s first ground of gang violence, a police sergeant, perhaps in a combination of hyperbole and fatigue, told me that the safest place to be in a gang shootout is the target. Gang-bangers don’t spend a lot of range time; they love that John Woo horizontal grip; they spray and pray – never moreso now that the streets are full of illegal Glock full-auto trigger conversions, which will empty an 18 round magazine in a second and a half with all the accuracy of trying to knit while riding an untamed bronco.

That Sergeant, God bless him, just keeps getting proven right:

Miles of full auto gunfire at car-to-car range – and no casualties. One dead and four injured – from the car crash.

Thanks, Sarge.

10 Responses to “Confirmed”

  1. jdm Says:

    Where do they get all the ammo?

  2. bosshoss429 Says:

    jdm.
    There are no background checks to buy ammo…YET. I’m betting that they just walk into any gun store and buy it or they get it online.

  3. Greg Says:

    if only we had more social workers.

    Scratch that, if only we had more $180K/year social justice administrators.

  4. Night Writer Says:

    The safest place to be in a gang shootout is outside of Minneapolis and St. Paul.

  5. Mammuthus Primigenesis Says:

    It is hard to believe that this could happen in a city like Minneapolis that has robust human rights policies and institutions, and is run by progressive democrats.
    It will probably always be a mystery!

  6. jdm Says:

    Yeah but… my point was the shortage of ammo. The (very) few checks I’ve made of late indicate no improvement.

    NW, so true.

  7. Joe Doakes Says:

    Glocks are from Austria. You know who else was from Austria? That’s right, Hitler. Why are we allowing middle-aged White Methodists to purchase fully automatic Nazi war weapons to murder innocents in the streets?

    The solution is clear.

    Ban Methodists.

  8. Night Writer Says:

    Was a BMW one of the assault SUVs used? You know where those come from.

  9. Bill Peterson's chin twat Says:

    These horrific crimes are just anecdotes in Biden’s America. They are not even on the radar of the worst shit going down.

    Think about that.

  10. jdm Says:

    Gotta wonder how happy all those ‘CCO employees are being downtown and all – and the Red Star employees too! I mean, it’s a short drive to the new stories about death and mayhem, but the drive to and from work can’t be fun.

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