Shot in the Dark

Federal Bureau Of Idlers

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

If you are the elite law enforcement agency in the world but you are always holding back, waiting for the giant break to roll up the entire network and capture the ringleader, you not only fail to achieve the grand objective, you allow people to suffer as you sit idle.

Has the FBI had ANY victories since they shot John Dillinger? Any at all?

Joe Doakes

Well, there’s always that whole “wave of right wing terror, Coming along any day now, honest!” thing that has made them indispensable to the Democrats…

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  1. DaveInPittsburgh Avatar
    DaveInPittsburgh

    The FBI had a good week here in Pittsburgh. Two days ago, someone stole an SUV belonging to the FBI from Schenley Park, a large urban park located just off the University of Pittsburgh campus. The authorities instituted a search for the vehicle.

    But wait, it gets better!

    The SUV turned up, abandoned, in the ‘hood. Missing from the vehicle was a gun. A government-issued weapon belonging to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Some unknown actor is running around out there with a Glock 19M 9mm handgun. Way to go, FBI! Our tax dollars at work.

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