To: Gavin Newsom, Premier of California
From: Mitch Berg, Obstreporous Peasant
In a state dominated 2:1 by registered voters from your party, you evaded being recalled by a 7:4 margin.
After outspending the initiative by 5:1, with the united efforts of an in-the-bag media and a full turnout of the national social nomenklatura, in a vote that still saw your support among Latinos erode still further.
Sleep tight, Democrats.
That is all.