Chesterton Alert, Part MCMVLX
By Mitch Berg
The world has become too absurd to be satirized
– G.K. Chesterton
As God is my witness, I saw this headline for a few days on social media, and assumed it was The Babylon Bee. And then I wondered. And then I confirmed it.
But it took a while.





July 26th, 2021 at 7:43 am
So when did The Babylon Bee abandon satire and switch over to straight news?
– signed, a deeply disappointed former fan.
I suppose this was inevitable the day The Strib, NYT, WAPO, CNN and MSNBC switched from straight news to satire.
July 26th, 2021 at 10:54 am
Speaking of headlines:
4th person killed overnight in Seattle’s deadly weekend of gun violence
Because you know, guns are roaming the streets committing violence.
July 26th, 2021 at 11:49 am
Justplain, it’s just another cutsie phrase the left uses because they cannot win the argument with legitimate debate.
-tax cuts for the rich
-reproductive healthcare rights
-misinformation
-toxic masculinity
-systemic racism
-climate change
-gun violence
My guns must have been defective, because before I lost them all in a tragic boating accident none of them ever got up on their own and shot someone.
July 26th, 2021 at 11:51 am
Next time someone says to you “commons sense gun reform”, ask them to their face: how is taking my gun going to stop a black youth from shooting another black youth in Chicago?
July 26th, 2021 at 12:30 pm
My guns must have been defective, because before I lost them all in a tragic boating accident none of them ever got up on their own and shot someone
It’s always the good (guns) that die young. My condolences.