…the nation turns its lonely, topical limerick and haiku writing eyes to you. And Ryan Rhodes.
But since Foot is retired and Ryan is MIA, we’ll have to fill in ourselves.
There once was a fellow named Toobin
(Don’t confuse him with Jennifer Rubin).
His career met its doom,
when he dropped trou on Zoom
Now there’s a different part getting the lube-in.
Toobin takes “lid” off,
Two weeks’ frenzy erupts, as
Biden’s lid stays on.
So Toobin had fun of the kind,
the nuns said would make you go blind.
But there’s no point in moping,
it’s just Jeff’s way of hoping
for less trouble than the conjugal kind.