Note To Self

By Mitch Berg

It’s nice to know there’s something to look forward to:

The 86-year-old governor of a southern Indian state resigned, a day after a television news channel broadcast a tape allegedly showing him in bed with three women.

Morals, ethics and laws aside, of course…

6 Responses to “Note To Self”

  1. angryclown Says:

    “It’s nice to know there’s something to look forward to”

    Getting banged by an 86-year-old Indian dude?

    That’s pretty twisted.

  2. Bill C Says:

    This is explained in one simple diagram:

    Anna Nicole Smith -> J. Howard Marshall

  3. Tony Petroski Says:

    Eliot Spitzer has something to look forward to.

  4. Chad The Elder Says:

    Tiger Woods expresses a sudden interest in playing the Indian Open this year.

  5. J. Ewing Says:

    One assumes he resigned to spend more time in bed with three women. Hey, time is short, I don’t have time to be governor!

  6. DiscordianStooj Says:

    Morals, ethics and laws aside, of course

    What laws?

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