Word Of The Day

By Mitch Berg

Metrolectual

8 Responses to “Word Of The Day”

  1. Greg Says:

    They may be our betters, but we need better betters.

  2. Prince of Darkness_666 Says:

    The definition is epic…

    a hipster sub-type.
    see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

    yeah?

    i’m going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.

  3. Pig Bodine Says:

    at least they’ve given up the turtleneck, pipe smoking shtick and no wants to be Arthur Miller anymore.

  4. jdm Says:

    Oh, Pig… very nice. That pipe was very useful when used together with the correction “actually”.

  5. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    Takes pipe out of his mouth “Goethe died crying for more light, actually.”

  6. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    Takes pipe out his mouth “Actually, new research has revealed that Eliot, like Hitler, had an undescended testicle.”

  7. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    Takes pipe out of his mouth “Actually, the rain in Kurasawa’s Rashomon is a metaphor for the wickedness and dishonesty that lie at the heart of all human relations.”

  8. Mitch Berg Says:

    “Takes pipe out of mouth” may be my new go-to line.

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