For The Birds
By Mitch Berg
Preventing criminals from obtaining firearms is like keeping squirrels out of your bird feeder. Tricks and gadgets simply don’t work.
Liberals’ solution is to stop feeding the birds.
Conservatives’ solution is a pellet gun.
I know which solution I prefer.
Joe Doakes
Correction: the “progressive” solution isn’t to stop feeding all birds. Some birds are more equal than others.
