This Just In

By Mitch Berg

Seven women have come forward to say that the two men who reported that they, not Brett Kavanaugh, assaulted Christine Ford at a party that happened somewhere, some day, 34 to 37 years ago, actually assaulted all seven of them at that same party, wherever or whenever itw as.

7 Responses to “This Just In”

  1. Pig Bodine Says:

    meanwhile these 5 women have come forward:
    Betty Parris,
    Abigail Williams,
    Mary Walcott,
    Mercy Lewis,
    Ann Putnam,
    to claim that in the past Kavenaugh stuck them with pins, pinched them, and tormented them in the most devilish manner

  2. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    Isn’t this a nice lesson on why we have PROCEDURES for this kind of thing? Wouldn’t it have worked out woderfully, with far less anger and confusion, and a much greater chance of getting at the truth, if Feinstein had actually brought this up during the confirmation hearing?

  3. Night Writer Says:

    Pig Bodine – since those ladies are all dead, they must be Democrat voters. Were you able to find their yearbooks from Salem High School?

  4. Emery Says:

    It was John Barronanaugh and David Dennisonanaugh who sexually assaulted Dr. Ford. Not Brett Kavanaugh.

  5. Pig Bodine Says:

    NW
    dead? they are all currently registered voters in Ipswich.

  6. bosshoss429 Says:

    Well, Emery, earlier in the debacle, some former classmates, suggested that Ms. Lying Blasey Liar Ford, could have mistaken another young man for Kavanaugh. The pictures side by side, show an uncanny resemblance.

    Do try to keep up!

  7. Prince of Darkness_666 Says:

    Pig Bodine – since those ladies are all dead, they must be Democrat voters.

    NW, you know graveyards have been heavily blue historically.

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