Planned parenthood is giving Disney some writing advice:
And if your goal is to indoctrinate children, that will be a perfectly fine idea.
Although if you want to sell tickets in the parts of the Merica where people actually have children, probably not so much.
I’ve got a few suggestions, though:
- We could do a version of Beauty and the Beast where Belle is a competition three gun shooter who befriends the Beast – a handsome guy who majored in women’s studies, has been thoroughly cowed by campus feminism, and needs to be brought out of his shell.
- Perhaps reboot of Cinderella, where the heroine is a plucky young National Review reader who is constantly tormented by her social justice warrior stepsisters?
- Maybe a version of Aladdin, where Jasmine is the spoiled daughter of a liberal K St. lobbyist who encounters a plucky young ex-paratrooper entrepreneur who turns her world upside down?
The possibilities are completely endless.