Some Good News For Republicans For Midterms

By Mitch Berg

David “Boss” Hogg, head of the Bloombergjugend, is taking a “gap year” to “work in the midterms“.

I figure that’ll be with half a point in every red District.

7 Responses to “Some Good News For Republicans For Midterms”

  1. Joe Doakes Says:

    Is it really a “gap year” if you can’t get accepted into college?

    Isn’t it more like “reality check,” or possibly “chicken coming home to roost?”

  2. nerdbert Says:

    In any rational world Brenna Spencer’s graduation picture would be contrasted with Hogg’s iron-fisted, foul-mouthed idiocy.

  3. bikebubba Says:

    “Gap year”, or, otherwise translated, “time to work on his math so he can pass his SATs”. He did well–1270–but that doesn’t get you into top tier schools. That noted, conservative candidates will appreciate the sound bites he provides for their commercials: “Vote GOP, or else this guy gets access to the corridors of power.”

  4. jdm Says:

    “top tier schools”: what are these things of which you speak?

  5. Night Writer Says:

    Are you kidding? Some of those “top tier” schools are ready to endow a chair in his name.

  6. Prince of Darkness_666 Says:

    He’s become a caricature of gun grabbers. I think hes being secretly paid by the NRA. He’s too perfect.

  7. Pig Bodine Says:

    Mr Hogg wants to publish a memoir titled My Struggle Against Lies, Stupidity, and Cowardice but he can’t get a contract with Bertelsmann because they have an issue with the title in German: “Mein Kampf gegen Lüge, Dummheit und Feigheit” which they find troubling.,

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