The City Pages gave me an idea:
Do you worry about getting carpal tunnel from continually typing your thoughts and prayers?
Wouldn’t it be nice if there was an easier way to show your artificial concern? One that didn’t require work? Or any caring at all?
Introducing Thoughts & Prayers, the new app that allows you to conspicuously care with no effort whatsoever!
Cast an invincible torrent of uninformed blame and inchoate anger without all that pesky listening, learning and understanding! Just swipe left!
Signal your smug virtue and assert your unearned moral superiority without having to bother with learning the issue or the other sides of a debate with a simple tap tap tap.
Make your *feelings* known without any pesky context!
Because why express sympathy when you can tell the world how important your spittle-flecked rage is to YOU!
Available for iPhone (because Droids are for anal-retentive dweebs) and Android (because IOS is just so twee).