Hypothetical Exercise
By Mitch Berg
These days, a lot of the “classic rock” bands that were the stuff we all sang along with at parties in the seventies and eighties – Styx, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Def Leppart, Poison, Motley Crue, Boston, Foreigner, Rush, Head East and the like – are playing the State Fair circuit. They haven’t put out albums – or at least serious albums – in years, maybe decades. There’d be no real point to it; do you want to hear anything Boston did after “Don’t Look Back?”. That Foreigner did after “Jukebox Hero?” They are playing the nostalgia circuit, slopping the trough with the stuff their fans want to hear.
Now, that can never happen to the first-generation punk rock crowd. Because we were iconoclasts wouldn’t never, ever..ever…
Oh, who am I kidding.
If the Sex Pistols ever play the Minnesota State Fair, it’ll sound – and look – something like this:
And I’ll probably buy a ticket.





December 11th, 2017 at 8:51 am
Corporate Sell Out. Sheesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSE-Iy_tFY
December 11th, 2017 at 8:51 am
Corporate Sell Out. Sheesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSE-Iy_tFY
December 11th, 2017 at 1:56 pm
I always joke that a lot of bands that sold out 50,000 seat stadiums in the 80s are now stuck on the casino circuit.
December 11th, 2017 at 3:29 pm
This is so… sad. Some things should never be revisited.
December 11th, 2017 at 5:39 pm
“and ten years down the track, we’ll be a Las Vegas Lounge act! that’s alright….’cuz we’re the Boingers.”
December 11th, 2017 at 8:41 pm
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