Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Obviously, I have White Privilege, which is hateful and shameful at the same time.
Now it appears I also have Cognitive Privilege, which is just like White Privilege, only moreso.
Next up – Tall Privilege, which unfairly excludes me from the lucrative NBA contract that I so richly deserve.
It’s time to check whatever privilege that keeps me and Jemma Arterton apart.