Open Letter To Mayor Hodges

By Mitch Berg

To:  Betsy Hodges, Mayor, Minneapolis
From:  Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant
Re:  Problem-Solving

Your Highness,

This is a problem that calls for decisive action.  Like banning plastic bags, building “green roofs” and banning idling cars.

I know we can count on you.

That is all.

6 Responses to “Open Letter To Mayor Hodges”

  1. Greg Says:

    Why waste time on trivial matters? A more important question is: What is the Minneapolis policy on the events in the South China sea?

    The children of third world feminists demand an answer.

  2. Alt-Good Swiftee Says:

    Ahh yes, the pleasures of public conveyance. Pleasant conversation with fellow citizens as modern, efficient carriages silently whisk you along on your daily travels.

    Urban living in the current year, my friends…we are living the dream.

  3. Night Writer Says:

    Yet another piece in City Pages’ campaign of hate. What has gotten into them?

  4. Joe Doakes Says:

    The comments to that article are hilarious. Rousting bums leads to death camp cattle cars. Hey, I know, how about we convene a drum circle and chant the stench away?

  5. Alt-Good Swiftee Says:

    NW, you know the answer just as I do.

    The City Pages’ staff uses public transit, and are inconvenienced and annoyed. Their cartoon bubble features clouds of ganj smoke, dancing minorities of all 10 genders and happy, happy, happy homosexuals.

    Pissing, drunken moochers are supposed to be re-located to the suburbs.

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