Joe Doakes from Como Park emails;
There are two kinds of proof: prima facie and conclusive. Prima facie means “on its face” which allows the possibility it could be rebutted. Conclusive is final – there can be no rebuttal, it is proof beyond doubt.
Her complaint described in this article is conclusive evidence that Jerroll Sanders is an idiot.
Wherever women wear tights – at yoga, at work, in the mall – men look at their bottoms. We can’t openly stare because that’s impolite and will get us smacked by our wives. But we peek. It’s natural, automatic, and inevitable.
The message printed on the waitress’ bottom does not draw the peek, we were going to peek anyway, it simply takes advantage of the pre-existing condition to slip in some marketing. It’s the same logic behind putting a logo on a NASCAR racer – we were already looking at it before you put your logo on it.
The world is coming to an end.