Future Plans
By Mitch Berg
I want to open a restaurant specializing in corn tortillas with poppy seeds added for texture.
I’ll call them “Opiate of the Masas”.
Yes, I need coffee.
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June 22nd, 2017 at 8:27 am
Warning: completely unrelated threadjack, but so awesome!
A Canadian sniper has beat the record for the longest confirmed kill in military history by picking off an ISIS fighter from a staggering 11,319 feet. The bullet was fired from a McMillan TAC-50 rifle set on a high-rise tower and took 10 seconds to travel the 2.14 miles towards the fighter, who was attacking Iraqi soldiers. This smashed the last record set by a Briton Craig Harrison, who killed a Taliban soldier with a 338 Lapua Magnum rifle at a range of 8,120 feet(1.54 miles) in 2009. A military source told The Globe and Mail the kill was verified by video
June 22nd, 2017 at 9:59 am
Appropriating not just one but TWO cultures at once?! Have you no shame sir? Have you no shame?
June 22nd, 2017 at 1:42 pm
Sounds like somebody has a pre-employment drug screening scheduled!