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Future Plans

I want to open a restaurant specializing in corn tortillas with poppy seeds added for texture.

I’ll call them “Opiate of the Masas”.

Yes, I need coffee.


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3 responses to “Future Plans”

  1. justplainangry Avatar
    justplainangry

    Warning: completely unrelated threadjack, but so awesome!

    A Canadian sniper has beat the record for the longest confirmed kill in military history by picking off an ISIS fighter from a staggering 11,319 feet. The bullet was fired from a McMillan TAC-50 rifle set on a high-rise tower and took 10 seconds to travel the 2.14 miles towards the fighter, who was attacking Iraqi soldiers. This smashed the last record set by a Briton Craig Harrison, who killed a Taliban soldier with a 338 Lapua Magnum rifle at a range of 8,120 feet(1.54 miles) in 2009. A military source told The Globe and Mail the kill was verified by video

  2. Henry Anderson Avatar
    Henry Anderson

    Appropriating not just one but TWO cultures at once?! Have you no shame sir? Have you no shame?

  3. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    Sounds like somebody has a pre-employment drug screening scheduled!

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