When I saw that Democrat protesters – led, inevitably, by paid activist shills – were howling and stomping at Republican town hall meetings, I knew it was a matter of time before our dimbulb media started making comparisons with the Tea Party.
So with two “Tea Parties” floating around, how can you tell the difference?
Never let it be said I’m not here to help. Here’s the Shot In The Dark “Tea Party Field Recognition Guide.
|If the “Tea Party” event you’re watching is:||Then it is:|
|Large, organic, and animiated but well-mannered||A conservative Tea Party|
|Foul-mouthed, vituperative and rife with threats (whether verbalized or not)||A liberal “Tea Party”|
|Leaves the protest site a mess choked with trash and debris||A liberal “Tea Party”|
|Leaves the place neater than when they showed up:||A conservative Tea Party.|
|Is attended by leftist ringers with racist signs and t-shirts parading in front of a (let’s be charitable) gullible media||A conservative Tea Party|
|A challenge to the GOP||A conservative Tea Party|
|Indistinguishable from the Democrat Party, because it’s a paid offshoot of the Democrat Party||A liberal “Tea Party”|
Hope that helps!