Brownshirt Youth

A group of the Brownshirt Youth (known, locally, in this case as the “Knights of Socialism”) are offering to teach inept milllennial snowflakes how to beat up Republicans.

I wonder if anyone has told our stupid younger generation of “anti-fascist” leftists that shutting down others’ speech and excessive militaristic imagery are both hallmarks of…well, you know?

Ayep:

The “Knights for Socialism” group at the University of Central Florida (UCF) held a workshop Sunday to teach left-wing students how to “BASH THE FASH” with a “Leftist Fight Club” open to everyone but Republicans.

“In response to the record number of hate crimes [sic] against Latinxs, Immigrants, Muslims, Women, the LGBTQIA+ community, Jews, African Americans and other minorities since the rise of Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis, Knights for Socialism has decided to host a series of self-defense clinics for anyone that wants to learn how to BASH THE FASH,” asserts the Facebook event page for “Leftist Fight Club: The Rumbles at Lake Claire.”

I can see it now.  Four or five slobbering dingoes (“Knights of Socialismi”) attack a conservative student.

Conservative pounds them into a fine pulp.

Dingoes sue the student and the University.

I joke.  But I’ve found my jokes are usually more accurate than the news, these days.

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  1. In response to the record number of hate crimes [sic] against Latinxs, Immigrants, Muslims, Women, the LGBTQIA+ community, Jews, African Americans and other minorities since the rise of Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis,

    I don’t get it? Are these knights who say “nee” going to teach self-immolation and masochism since all the violence perpetrated had been by the left?

    This is scary, very scary. I have a feeling this is what it felt like during the rise of KKK. It sounds like “Republican” it the new Black.

  2. I may alter my running route to pass through the U. Find me a MAGA hat, and let the games begin!

  3. I may alter my running route to pass through the U. Find me a MAGA hat, and let the games begin!

    And you would be arrested for inciting violence. Brave new world indeed!

  4. JPA – it wouldn’t shock me if that were to happen. But, they’ve got to catch me first (note to self – don’t take a selfie and post it on facebook before, during, or after the altercation).

  5. If I’m attacked by a group of these highly trained, specialized hate-group martial artists – can I just shoot them, Indiana Jones-style?

    I’m beginning to warm up to this plan.

  6. Joe – when they fight like the martial arts instructor in Napoleon Dynamite, I think you’d need the best poker face in the world to say you felt in fear for your life.

  7. And they even have a Kick-Ass Grrrl! (TM) as their mascot too! How cute.

    That said, I’m glad I have no reason to be anywhere near this.

  8. I like how they point at Trump, who was not credibly accused of sexual assault, and ignore Clinton, who was. They are as usual participating in a fact-free zone, as FBI statistics indicate that hate crimes were actually down in 2015 vs. previous years.

    And somehow the big fight scene from Blazing Saddles comes to mind…..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9B_9YeVhsw

  9. smh;

    Damn! If I didn’t have a painting project to finish at home this weekend, I would fly down to run with you.

    I’m sure those snowflakes have 3rd degree black belts in haiku writing and origami.

  10. I saw a headline in the Milwaukee Journal. Very liberal congressman Pocan of Madison says Democrats need to learn lessons from Wisconsin protests.

    I thought “wow, a very lefty politician gets it. He is warning the Democrats that if they continue to throw these nasty fits and keep up the rowdy protests, people will run away from that party and vote Republican in even bigger numbers. Lets read the article.”

    Bahahahahahahahahahaha. Nope. He is saying that if Democrats would have protested against Walker even more, then Dems would be running Wisconsin today. My God these people are stupid.

  11. next time you see one of those ‘all are welcome signs’ you should ask if it includes those with conservative opinions.

  12. 92% of left-wing activists live with their parents and one in three is unemployed, study of Berlin protesters finds
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4200272/92-Berlin-left-wing-activists-live-parents.html#ixzz4Y1glwZdP
    I know, Daily Fail and all that, but I love it.
    The original article in the Bild says that only 15% of Lefty attacks were against R Wing extremists.
    The Bild also says that 90% were not in a relationship (‘leddig’).
    http://m.bild.de/regional/berlin/linksextremismus/92-prozent-der-berliner-linksradikalen-wohnen-noch-bei-mutti-44249918.bildMobile.html#fromWall

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  14. can I just shoot them, Indiana Jones-style?

    Joe, I think it would be more dramatic to use a whip.

  15. For those who don’t speak German, MP’s link is even more insulting than he said. The title of the article translates “92% of left-radicals still live with Mommy”.

    They’re, like most left radicals in the U.S., at least possessing a high school diploma (Abitur is like a prep school diploma, mittlere reife is non-college prep diploma), but without work. The one piece of the puzzle that’s missing there is that it doesn’t mention a worthless degree from a university. We beat the Germans in that regard, evidently.

    Back to the topic, I’m thinking that if one really ran through the U wearing a MAGA hat, the result would be much like when I wore a Nebraska sweatshirt to watch the Huskers beat the Buffs in Boulder. Nobody messed with me, even though I’m not that big. Buffs fans were rude, but mostly harmless.

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  17. The one piece of the puzzle that’s missing there is that it doesn’t mention a worthless degree from a university. We beat the Germans in that regard, evidently.

    I wonder how many German students who do possess a degree, have the same 6 figure college loan debt and no greater job prospects than being a barista or waiter/waitress, as is so common in this country.

    Not that I CARE, of course, just that it’s a point of data.

  18. Bill, most universities in Germany are government funded, so most Germans do not have any student loans. I did correspond for a while with a gentleman who had an IT degree but was unable to find work, though. Since unemployment benefits were greater there than here, he did not find lower paying work to make ends meet–and I believe he is one of many.

  19. I can see it now. Four or five slobbering dingoes (“Knights of Socialismi”) attack a conservative student. Conservative pounds them into a fine pulp.

    Florida has a stand your ground law. It might be more than just a pounding.

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