Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
It might be funny to write a letter to the editor.
I’ll claim to be a left-handed Black Transgender Lesbian. The story will be about my struggle, how I was oppressed by Conservative teachers in college, passed over in employment so they could hire Whites, afraid to speak my mind at work because everyone there was a Republican and they’re notorious for being petty and vindictive, how traumatized I felt when Trump won and I realized my life was in danger.
I bet I could get it published to rave reviews. “So Brave.”
Then I’ll use the “find and replace” function to change “Black” to “White” and “Republican” to “Democrat,” change the whole thing mirror image, send it to the people who raved about the first column to see what they think. My guess is they’ll hate it. “Racist.”
Can one person be both brave and racist? Apparently so, if the analyst relies on the most superficial sorting.
I could be a success like this guy.
Joe Doakes
To paraphrase PT Barnum, nobody every got their Letter to the Editor scuppered for not playing to the media’s prejudices.
Back to your cocktails and rescue cats, all will be fine.