SCENE: Mitch BERG is shoveling his sidewalk. As he’s shoveling to the east, Avery LIBRELLE, out for a walk, comes up from the west and catches BERG by surprise.
LIBRELLE: Hey, Merg!
BERG: Uh…hi, Avery. What’s…
LIBRELLE: Drumpf is appointing racist white supremacists from the Alt-Right to his cabinet!
BERG: Avery, I have a question for you. One of the reasons I support the Second Amendment is that I believe it’s possible – not “highly likely”, but possible – that despite all the safeguards built into the Federalist system, our government could one day be take over by people who actively trample the peoples’ freedom.
LIBRELLE: That’s paranoia, treason, and an ammosexual gun fondler fantasy.
BERG: Huh. But Donald Trump is now president, and you’re worried…
LIBRELLE: …that government is actively going to stifle and quash peoples’ freedom.
BERG: Gotcha. So when a Second Amendment supporter says that they’re acting in defense of liberty, they are…
LIBRELLE: Fat bald white gun fondlers who’ve watched Rambo too many times and are probably terrorists waiting to happen.
BERG: And when Hillary Clinton supporters say it about Trump, they are…
LIBRELLE: Guarding freedom against a fascist tyrant.
BERG: Gun owners…
LIBRELLE: Fat angry stupid traitors.
BERG: People attacking Trump…
LIBRELLE: The highest expression of democratic ideals.
BERG: Conservative…
LIBRELLE: Evil. Hate. Death.
BERG: “Progressive”
LIBRELLE: Love.
BERG: Naturally.
And SCENE
So all the libs fell for the “fake news” stories from the MSM that said Hillary would win (in an electoral college landslide!), and don’t think the Donald’s election was legitimate. It was rigged! Hacked! By Russkis!
Maybe, just maybe, there is just the tiniest bit of projection going on?