A Good Grandma With A Gun
By Mitch Berg
An 80 year old woman in Sultan, Washington shot and killed a man who was trying to go all teppanyaki on her husband:
The woman called 911 at about 8:30 p.m. from the home in the 13700 block of Woods Lake Road and said “she had shot an intruder after he broke into her home and stabbed her husband,” Ireton said.
The suspect, a 25-year-old Gold Bar man, died at the scene.
“At this time, detectives do not believe the suspect was known to the residents of the home and that this was an attempted home burglary,” Ireton said.
Note to Kim Norton, Ron “I Went To Harvard” Latz and The Right Reverend Nancy Nord Bence; maybe if the woman took a background check, the guy wouldn’t have broken in? Right?
May 2nd, 2016 at 9:13 am
Norton, Lantz, et al would prefer that background checks for an 80-year-old grandmother take place as part of the obituary-writing process.
May 2nd, 2016 at 3:19 pm
Sniff. I love it when a story has a happy ending!
May 2nd, 2016 at 5:24 pm
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May 3rd, 2016 at 6:47 am
How dare that wife deny the burglar’s constitutional right to stab her husband.