(SCENE: Two Kurdish Peshmerga fighters, Ali and Sayid, are manning a Russian-built machine gun, scanning a valley warily, watching for ISIS movement. Suddenly, the radio crackles)
RADIO: Kebab Six to all Kebab. President Obama is holding a climate change conference. Six out.
ALI: (scanning with binoculars) Well, I’ll be.
ALI: (Hands Sayid the binoculars) Look!
SAYID: (Looks through binoculars) Wow.
(Cut to scene through binoculars. ISIS troops are climbing out of foxholes, hurling their weapons, ammunition and webgear into the distance, and running away, leaving a cloud of dust behind them)
ALI: Huh. Don’t see that every day.
SAYID: Like I’ve been telling you, Ali – it’s all about the climate.
ALI: Gotta hand it to you. When you’re right, you’re right.