Be The Change You Want To See. Or Else.
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The Oregon college shooter left messages suggesting he would die a virgin because attractive women rejected him.
In 2014, a young man shot 14 people near UC Santa Barbara, starting with a sorority house, again because attractive women rejected him.
One of the Columbine shooters asked a girl to prom, and she rejected him.
The Aurora theater shooter’s ex-girlfriend testified why she rejected him, shortly before his rampage.
The Sandy Hook school shooter’s girlfriend fled to New Jersey just before the shooting, rejecting him.
The Charleston church shooter went over the edge when the girl he was sweet on rejected him, deciding to date a Black man instead.
It seems obvious: the problem isn’t guns, the problem is women engaging in blatant elitist, lookist and classist discrimination by rejecting ugly dweebs.
Common sense says we should require hot women to spend more time dating losers. I suggest a quota system enforced by strict penalties. I call on President Obama to enact it by Executive Order today.
joe doakes
October 30th, 2015 at 5:23 am
to be PC the executive order will have to apply equally – so hot guys will be required to spend time with “less than hot” women. This means DG could get a date!
October 30th, 2015 at 9:16 am
Another common denominator is that they sit at home all day playing video games. Perhaps we need a law to force them to join a bowling league and take up fishing. Oh, and that they are Atheists.
So pass a law. Everyone is required to bowl, fish and go to church.
October 30th, 2015 at 9:25 am
No. Just no. The last thing I would want is for any of my kids to be stuck with a “prior consent” fanatic for even a short time. As it is, about the only way you’ll be safe dating at a college these days is to video every time you get laid. That opens up all sorts of issues of its own but those issues are easier to deal with than a rape accusation — just ask Paris Hilton or any of the Kardashians.
October 30th, 2015 at 1:24 pm
I think they’re pretty much all pagans or atheists, but looking at some pictures, only the Sandy Hook shooter is downright ugly IMO. It’s worth noting that the Aurora theater shooter also had spent a fair amount of time in church.
I’m left with “mental illness” and possibly “unintended side effects of psychotropic medications”. In these cases, there isn’t even a clear correlation to single parenting.
October 30th, 2015 at 1:53 pm
I call on President Obama to enact it by Executive Order today. starting by offering his brood as dates.