When I Read Stories…
By Mitch Berg
…like this one…
A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident’s backyard and jumped into the pool.
…I always silently ask “when was the last time I saw Ryan or Learned Foot?”
Or, given that drinking was involved, all of the Fraters as well…
October 1st, 2009 at 7:50 am
I was thinking that this was just another meeting of “Rolling in Feces Liberally”.
October 1st, 2009 at 8:31 am
That Night Train is a mean wine.
October 1st, 2009 at 9:09 am
Last time I saw Foot was at the Keegan’s bash. Come to think of it, he was wearing a tee-shirt that said “I have to poop”.
October 1st, 2009 at 10:09 am
Foot has always had a feces fascination…
October 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am
Growing up we had a swimming pool, and it had to be fenced for insurance and legal reasons. It was surprising to me how many people thought it was perfectly acceptable to leap a strangers fence and go for a swim uninvited, in varying stages of clothing.
The greatest concern was that someone swimming unattended could drown, followed by the second greatest concern, how to get them to leave.
My father came home one day with a large painted sign that said “We don’t swim in your toilet, please don’t pee in our pool.” but posting that sign was vetoed unanimously by the rest of the family members. Really not what you want to see every time you swim laps back and forth. We felt that if people peeing in the pool became an issue, it was best resolved by drastically altering the guest list, not signage.
Thank goodness the subject of the pool and feces was never an issue.
October 1st, 2009 at 10:37 am
Has anyone seen Najeh Davenport lately?
October 1st, 2009 at 10:42 am
wow, old refrence there.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:02 am
But always the right reference in this context. Well played, Chad.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I made poop jokes. I didn’t smear myself with it before an evening dip. Hate the stuff, really. It’s a major reason why I don’t own pets. Or get within 10 feet of Kerm.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Ha! You got within 10 inches of me at Keegans. I still miss the poop jokes.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
“You got within 10 inches of me at Keegans.”
Does the MOB have a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy?
October 1st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Nice to know that there are still middle aged men who make poop jokes. Why so serious everyone?
October 1st, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Does the MOB have a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy?
More like “Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell”
October 1st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
that was too easy.