1) The idea that I’ll go to a Twins game and wind up sitting behind a couple of very drunk men in Packers jerseys, who try to pick a fight with me.
2) The chance of going to Walmart and seeing a woman bellowing at her children.
3) The odds of this actually collecting millions from the Obama Administration.
Fidel better be careful in accepting gifts when Sec Kerry gets there.
Now that El Comandante has given up cigars Kerry might have some exploding colostomy bags in a gift basket or a Hoveround wrapped in a huge bow with C4 in the battery compartment. El fiesta! indeed.