Things I’ll Never Bet Against
By Mitch Berg
1) The idea that I’ll go to a Twins game and wind up sitting behind a couple of very drunk men in Packers jerseys, who try to pick a fight with me.
2) The chance of going to Walmart and seeing a woman bellowing at her children.
3) The odds of this actually collecting millions from the Obama Administration.
August 14th, 2015 at 8:41 am
Fidel better be careful in accepting gifts when Sec Kerry gets there.
Now that El Comandante has given up cigars Kerry might have some exploding colostomy bags in a gift basket or a Hoveround wrapped in a huge bow with C4 in the battery compartment. El fiesta! indeed.